Thursday, December 29, 2011
6. Inside
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
O
Cheers darlin'
You gave me three cigarettes to smoke my tears away
And I die when you mention his name
What am I darlin'?
A whisper in your ear?
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Fat meter
First, put your arm by the side of your body. Look closely at your armpit fats (the part where the armpit and the body meets).
You know what, let me draw it out.
There. The circled part. There are 3 levels:
1. V
This is normal. Just one fold of flesh.
2. W
The second level. The excess fats create another fold, so it looks like a "W" now.
3. M
Now you're thinking, what's the difference between "W" and "M"? M does not represent the the folds visually. It stands for "Mustard". Why?
Friday, December 9, 2011
Last Night II
Ok end of story bye.
Last Night
So last night I dreamt that everybody was getting married and I wanted to get married too so I asked this cute boy from my school (let's call him QH- Quasi Husband) and he said "ok".
I was like yay yay yay but then he didn't turn up on the wedding day (which was a mass wedding day cause everybody was getting married remember) and I was rushing through throngs of people looking for him.
And then suddenly this guy turned up and said QH doesn't want to marry me after all and as compensation my friends and I could have as many Gong Chas as we want on him so I was like "ok".
I think my brain is trying to tell me that I will be forever alone and also grow fat and die.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Wait what
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Bloop bloop
Mysteries in the universe
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Sunday, November 20, 2011
2011
One sat opposite us in the bus the other day and stared creepily. Except we didn't know who he was staring at because he was cock-eyed -_-
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Poo poo
Monday, November 7, 2011
Apocalyptic
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Haiku
Vice versa: I was found
Unremarkable
No I didn't see anyone significant today - I was just feeling poetic.
I did, however, walked past someone who enunciated very clearly "Macpherson MRT" to random people. He turned back and gave me a creepy grin when I giggled and said one more time - "Macpherson MRT".
The only reason I giggled (an unusual course of action for me, I assure you) was because the same thing happened yesterday - except it was "Bishan Interchange".
Sunday, October 30, 2011
#cynic
Meh
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Time
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Unsticky
- Sarra Manning, Unsticky
Weally
Monday, October 24, 2011
5. Contentment
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Unimpressed
Sometimes I wish there was a cure for this, but most of the time I think of the impending apocalypse and am strangely comforted underneath the fear.
Living by this for now: "If there is a solution, why worry? If there is no solution, why worry?"
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Only know how to complain
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Good grief
#LIFE OF AN ASIAN
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Beep beep
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Laselle
Sunday, October 2, 2011
My new song
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
u_u
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Selfishness
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Sent on a fool's errand
Ribbet ribbet
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Friday
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Triangle Triangle Triangle
Visuals
Friday, August 26, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
Meh
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Ba dum
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Hurr
No idea what they are talking about but it sounds like pretty, silken, smooth tofus if pretty, silken, smooth tofus could talk.
So unfair how come Korea doesn't allow fat girls to be in bands but they allow fat boys to be in bands.
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Pantry Party
Ok la, I'm a virgin *blushes*
Monday, August 1, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Meh
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Piggasaurus*
- A stick of Kinder Bueno
- A packet of Khong Ghuan biscuit
- Fried beehoon (with cabbage and fish fillet)
- Subway meal (a sub, a cookie, and a coke)
- Strawberry/banana chips
- Candy (Fruitplus)
- Chicken rice
- Another cookie (Chips more!)
- Some more candy (Fox)
- Some Cheezels
- Iced milo
Saturday, July 2, 2011
I
Flap flap
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Awkward
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Expectations vs. Reality
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Mayakovsky
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Office hours
Monday, May 23, 2011
4. Laughter
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
3. Possibilities
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Peng san
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
The Morbid Mother
Don't have a spoon in your mouth when you're walking, she said. You'll never know when you'll fall and get impaled by it.
Don't walk too near the pillars at the void deck, she said. You'll never know if someone is hiding behind them, waiting to rape or murder you.
And perhaps the most morbid of all: don't be too fiesty, she said. You'll never get laid.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011
WMD
Monday, April 18, 2011
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Hur
Nyan cat
niam niamniam niam niamniam niamniam niam ninny ninny ninny ninny niam niam
Meh
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
-_-
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Hnng
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
A letter to my hair
But
The Loneliest Whale in the World.
In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:
She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.
Just imagine that massive mammal, floating alone and singing—too big to connect with any of the beings it passes, feeling paradoxically small in the vast stretches of empty, open ocean.
(via)
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
My children
Tabasco
Tatar sauce
Monday, April 4, 2011
Makeup
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Omgomgomgomg
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Army of Me
Stand up
I won't sympathize
Anymore
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me
You're alright
There's nothing wrong
Self sufficience please
And get to work
Friday, March 25, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
END OF MY WORLD
Thursday, March 17, 2011
END OF THE WORLD
Monday, March 14, 2011
Weh
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Tsk
Monday, March 7, 2011
Hur
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Weh
Me: Aww hug hug
Mother: (smacks) Always enjoy the fruits of other people's labor!!
Hana got repeated content la but due of the rise of integrated marketing communications, it is important to give out a cohesive and coherent message, especially in today's competitive market place.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Not that I want to kb
If there's no particular meaning you want to convey in your song then stop writing songs la!!!
Simi sai like that I also can be lyricist.