Bali

These are half the pictures I took on the entire trip (and the other 2 are the same) so END OF BLOGPOST SAYONARAAAAAAA

On smoking

This morning I saw a status on facebook (where else, really) complaining about NEA and the smoking restrictions they impose.

The guy complained about the fines (for both littering cigarettes and smoking), the prohibited smoking areas and concluded that NEA's main aim was to get the citizens to "pay and pay". 

OKAY.

1. Fine for littering cigarettes

IS IT NOT BASIC COURTESY AND CONSIDERATION TO NOT LITTER? OBVIOUSLY YOU GET FINED WHEN YOU LITTER. THIS IS HOW SINGAPORE IS KEPT RELATIVELY CLEAN, YOU BUMBLING BABOON.

2. Fine for prohibited smoking areas
If the area is a non-smoking area, then you don't smoke! If you want to disregard the law then obviously you pay a fine. Not happy about it? GO TAKE OVER THE NEA LA.

3. Banning of smoking in HDB corridors , void decks, and sheltered walkways.

GOOD JOB NEA. Do you know how many times in the past when I was walking to NYP via a walkway (the only walkway, unless I walk on the road) teeming with students that I encountered some one inconsiderate enough to smoke as they walk along? ALMOST EVERYDAY. 

Some of these small-balled dipshits were actually walking with a swag as they blew the smoke at the crowd (and in my face). IF YOU WANT TO SMOKE YOU STAND IN A CORNER AND GET LUNG CANCER ALL BY YOURSELF, NOT SPREAD IT TO EVERYBODY.

If you want to argue that the place is public and that you can do whatever you want (including smoking), then I say you have never been taught basic courtesy. Would you like it if I farted stink bombs continuously as I walk in front of you? And it's not even the same because FARTS DON'T CAUSE CANCER.

4. Jeering for NEA to come up with a "no smoking in public" rule since so many places are banned, and concluding that NEA wants to suck the citizens of their money.

If NEA really does come up with such a rule, you will also be complaining right? If you think that the NEA is creating opportunities to fine you, then you don't let them have the chance - DON'T SMOKE!

5. Comments

The horror, there are actually nitwits who agree with this guy - his fellow smokers, naturally. This girl commented that some members of the public actually hold their noses as they walk past the smokers or avoid them like they have leprosy? HELLO? OF COURSE? WHY WOULD SOMEBODY WANT TO DEAL WITH YOUR SMELLY SMOKE AND THE POSSIBILITY OF LUNG CANCER WHEN IT IS YOU WHO IS SMOKING? ARE YOUR PARENTS SIBLINGS? Stupid. 

Since you say you can do "whatever you want" in public, I think we are very well entitled to hold our noses to deal with your selfish actions.

Another guy said that he smoked outside so that his children won't be passive smokers and pick up the bad habit.

SO THEY KNOW! THEY KNOW PASSIVE SMOKE IS BAD! SMOKING IS BAD! AND THEY STILL CONTINUE TO DO IT.

So basically what he's saying is, "I don't want to quit smoking for my child because I am too selfish to do so. But as long as my child doesn't inhale any second-hand smoke or pick up the habit, it's fine. I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER CHILDREN."

AND YOU THINK YOUR CHILD CANNOT SMELL THE SMOKE ON YOUR BREATH AND YOUR CLOTHES AFTER YOUR SMOKING SESSION?

NOW, WHAT DID YOUR FATHER MATE WITH?

The bottom line?

If you want to smoke, be prepared to deal with the repercussions. You know bloody well that it is an action with negative standing in our society and has no benefit whatsoever but you continue to do it. IF YOU WANT TO DO SO, THEN BE PREPARED FOR THE CONSEQUENCES AND STOP WRITING MORONIC, HALF-ASSED STATUSES ON FACEBOOK (although I suppose you can do whatever you want, I just don't like to look at the evidence of your stupidity). 

Visuals

Have you ever looked at kong ba this close

Hipster photo of the day

OF COURSE VISUALS INCLUDE MYSELF

Rebecca Minkoff MAC

Behold my new wallpaper:

To be that shiny white plastic, if only temporarily! Only I suppose that would defeat the purpose because plastic cannot feel. What a paradox.

I will stare resolutely at my desktop everyday until that piece of intricately sewn leather (which can contain very few things, and is terribly expensive) jumps out at me to declare: "BE MINE! BE MINE, AND I'LL BE YOURS!"

#ootd

Herp Derp

Xiao liao

"Don't want to study already, can?"

"Can, fail everything lor?"

"Don't want to fail still playing with photobooth?"

"But I am so seh :("

Change

I don't want to write essays anymore. I want to be a dermatologist and boss people around on what to do about their pimples :(

For the first time in my life I have to think during exams; regurgitation is useless. For all the "superior" education in Singapore, I have never been taught to explore a subject beyond its syllabus, or analyse it in a way that stimulates further thinking.

Now my exams ask me questions like this:

How does "putting on the boots" give [Estrogon and Vladimir] the impression that they exist? Why do you think they are so concerned about their existence?

Obviously I can't recount the whole play and leave it at that, so I wrote a shit load of crap about birth and death and everything in between, including magicians, illusions, contradiction, and validation. Turns out it was just "shit" and not "shit load", because it only amounted to slightly less than one and a half page while my course mates managed to spew a violent and passionate diarrhea of words worth - I forgot how many pages.

Three and a half more years. May I get more adept at interpreting forms and meanings - or writing bullshit.

3 Idiots

Hi. No, I'm not here to complain about anyone. I came to know about this movie from Facebook and I have to share it:





I was either laughing or crying throughout the movie.... but that actually doesn't say much because I once cried when I saw a severely sick and bullied fish in Crystal Jade Restaurant. I wasn't rich enough to order it just to end its misery.... so I just cried more. While ordering prawn dumplings.

I digress. Watch it for yourself!

Twitter

Yay new username

Sonnet

Let me not to the marriage of true minds 
Admit impediments. Love is not love 
Which alters when it alteration finds, 
Or bends with the remover to remove: 
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark 
That looks on tempests and is never shaken; 
It is the star to every wandering bark, 
Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken 
Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks 
Within his bending sickle’s compass come: 
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, 
But bears it out even to the edge of doom. 
   If this be error and upon me proved, 
   I never writ, nor no man ever loved. 


Dear Shakespeare,

SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMER'S DAY? 
SWELTERING GIT AND SPLATTERING BIRD SHIT
THINE EYES WATER FROM THOUST LOVELIEST ART
BUT UNRELENTING TIME FIERCELY COMPETES

Headband

Vogue not

I didn't dare to wear it out so I wore it at home and photoboothed. Do I look like a bug:

JIALAT REALLY LOOK LIKE THIS

17/11: Monsieur ArrrRRRPAKASSO!'s diary

Greetings, mortals.

I am finally free to use the internet because my owner has gone to the loo. It has been a miserable week of my existence.

My owner was mostly at home today and she talks non-stop. To herself. Her inane chattering drives me crazy. I think she already is crazy. Good lord, I don't want to be like her. Do insane people know they're insane? If they do, are they still insane?

My top breed arpakasso fur is losing its shine. Help. I don't know what to do.

Monsieur ArrrRRPAKASSO!

Hello everybody. My name is Monsieur ArrrRRRPAKASSO! I am not very pleased to meet you, as you can see.

I have taken a couple of photos:

My new owner. I do not like her.

She seems very eager for photo taking today because she thinks she's having a "good hair day". HA! As if it would win my shiny arpakasso fur!

God can she get a new pose. I have to pretend to keep smiling.

Act cute only la

AH STOP IT YOU

Animals (in H&M)

Happy birthday fart queen. Next year you will get a bigger procession ok.

Trash talking x shopping x (pretending to be) walking about aimlessly and then..... we went home to sleep.

Arpakasso update

I have ordered an Arpakasso and am waiting most impatiently for the day I can collect it, which is (hopefully) this Saturday. Meanwhile, I have decided to name him Monsieur ArrrRRRRRRPAKASSO! (pronounced in crescendo with an accented staccatissimo on the last syllable).

I have created his bio profile, please get acquainted with him so I don't have to introduce him when he arrives #amIcrazyifIknowI'mcrazy


Name: Monsieur ArrrRRRRRRPAKASSO!

Age: -

Nationality: French Singaporean

Character: A very unfortunate combination of rudeness and kiasuness. Please, don't judge. It's his nationality. I should add that he supplies the occasional nugget of wisdom and wit (albeit very rudely).

Sexual Orientation: Gay

Likes: Posh toilets, spicy borsch

Dislikes: Posh Spice, toilet lice

Friends: Don Don, Amanda's Arpakasso, Pickles and Rosemary

Favorite quote: "I like walking in the wind because no one knows I'm farting." - Mandy How


If you would like to make friends with Monsieur ArrrRRRRRRPAKASSO!, you can reach him at 1200-GET-YOUR-OWN-ARPAKASSO (AND LEAVE ME ALONE).

ARPAKASSOS!!!

I was surfing the net for Rosebullet's angora sweaters when I came across Arpakassos and BOOM I suddenly found myself giggling hysterically in front of my computer:

Wtf if everybody in the world looked like an Arpakasso it'll be so much more pleasant. As if I wasn't delirious enough, I had chance upon a YouTube video:



Ok I just lost it here and started to cry from the cuteness. #dingdong

After a little more googling... TADAH! I HAVE FOUND A SINGAPORE-BASED SELLER! Which Arpakasso should I get?

One from the original series?

Or one from the strawberry series?

Right now the winners are Pinky from the original and Brownie from the strawberry series. Ok bye the sudden surge in hormones has left me very confused.

p.s please let me know if you know of anywhere to buy an Arpakasso in Singapore, because I would really like a lilac one!!

Selling post: Updated 3 November

Hi. I'm selling some of my stuff because my butt thinks it's funny to grow outwards. I know like around 3 people read my blog but aiya.

All prices stated are inclusive of normal postage (of less than 500g).

Edit: Only adding a new item today because I spent too much time trying to take a decent picture of myself wearing it. At least now I know what line not to go into.

Polka-Dotted Peach Skirt 

Stretchable at the waist, recommended UK 6-8 for the thighs.

Thick material

$12

Levis Denim Shorts, UK 6-8 

    $15

Denim Playsuit, UK 6-8

$15

I got a tailor to add an elastic waistband for this so it won't be too loose/tight.

Ok that's all. You can email me (eatingclouds-@live.com) for enquiries or to purchase!

#ootd/clubs

HAHAHA GOT TOILET PAPER ON THE FLOOR

***

Um I very stupidly went clubbing (my virgin trip there) for halloween even though I was quite sure I wouldn't like it.... and I was right -_- The whole time I just stood like a rock on the dance floor and tried not to let anyone touch me. WHICH WAS OBVIOUSLY IMPOSSIBLE YUCK. A list of the creepy/crazy people I met:

1. Masked Dude

Stood REALLY close and kept staring. I put on my most guai lan face but it didn't work knn. Asshole then reached across my chest by pretending to put his drink on the counter behind me. I tried to shove his arm away but it was too crowded. Dear god, thanks for the small boobs and the long middle finger.

2. The Grinder

This short creepy dude who reeked of sexual desperation tried to grind my friend.... and she didn't realize he was ugly and danced with him at first :( Ok actually even if he's good-looking I wouldn't touch him *prude* But if you're ugly... I'M SORRY BUT THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD GRIND IS YOUR MOTHER'S SPICES

3. Red Indian

The only decent dude of the night. He wore this ridiculously big headdress and suddenly meowed and clawed at us (because my friend went as a cat) as he walked past.... ding dong lol.

4. Real Indian

He carried a French Connection plastic bag as a shoulder bag on the dance floor?? Stupid bag almost jabbed me to death. DUDE NO ONE IS GOING TO MAKE ANY "FRENCH CONNECTION" WITH YOU DO YOU REALIZE THAT

5. Hi Guy

Stupid guy said hi to me. I turned away with the most contemptuous look I could muster and he still said another hi when I had to face his direction again? GOD CAN YOU GROW A FRACTION OF A BRAIN

6. Horny Angmoh

THIS WAS SO BAD I CAN'T SAY IT HERE!!!!

I managed to escape relatively unscathed except for mild traumatization... still don't get the concept of clubbing.

Oh I took a few pictures and I went as..... myself.

The Cheshire Cat, Myself, and The Red Queen

Very eventful night.

A Map

Two strips of unmanicured lawns, almost touching
Two bodies of dark pools, reflecting light
A shiny bridge, and -

You didn't think I would go there, did you?

Seat hoggers

Today I met 3 adult seat hoggers. So disgusting. If dirty looks worked they would have been as filthy as the toilets in my secondary school.

Anyway I think I'm going to update my selling post soon... I have SO MUCH stuff that are barely worn. But I'm wondering if I should er, model them so I can use photobooth. It's much easier to photobooth rather than use my phone, because then I'd have to transfer it and rotate it and blah blah ok bye.

p.s don't refrain from buying the clothes just because of my face ok :( You won't get my face just from wearing the clothes.

Uni/life

Hi. Besides churning out essays like essaytyper.com and feeling stupid when I read Shakespeare it's been rosy.

Somehow, I've gotten myself some new friends.

Look they are real

I hope they don't see this and think I'm creepy.

Ok actually I wanted to blog about the toilet. I live in a hall where we get shared toilets (as opposed to common toilets) so it's like fantastic satay stick. Two rooms share an adjoined toilet, which means there are 4 of us girls.

BUT

We have to wash our own toilets :(

Living alone made me realize I'm quite the clean freak (serious) but unfortunately, there's this one toilet mate who always leaves shit stains in the toilet bowl.

OK AM I GROSSING YOU OUT I AM GROSSED OUT

Anyway, after like a few weeks of this I can't put up with this shit anymore so today I put up a sign on the door:

.... Very diplomatic, right? I hope it works :(

BECAUSE IF IT DOESN'T I'M GONNA -

write another note.