Update

I now have three pieces of fringe instead of you know, the usual floppy thing.

Uh oh

Just attempted to cut my fringe with a pair of blunt scissors.

I knew it wasn't going to turn out the way I wanted it to be. I knew it!!!

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Hm. Continued sniping for a bit. Am strangely calm about my disastrous hair. Either I have suddenly matured, or I'm going to go berserk tomorrow morning.

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Excuse me, will you stop jabbing that button

Okay. This has been on my mind for a very long time.

Jabbing the button does not make the lift come faster, does not make the lift suddenly whiz at the speed of light and does not turn it into a teleporter.

Jabbing the button also does not turn the red man miraculously green immediately, does not make the cars stop and does not make a red carpet appear for you to cross the road on.

I hope you finger spasms from all that jabbing.

Stupid

Poll is stupid.
People is stupid.
Stupid stupid stupid.

Don't like stupid people.
You is stupid.

Grunt grunt.

Ant attack

I am officially sharing my house with a nest of very demanding and stupid ants. Never mind that they weren't the ones who paid for it, they are now invading all my food.

Did I mention that they have a penchant for the kettle of plain water in my kitchen?

In a relatively good mood because my mother's husband (okay okay, my father) bought me three new books. They were having a novel sale at NTUC. I know. It's like Zara selling sanitary pads.

There was this book on Nicholas Flamel. Nothing to do with Harry Potter and his headmaster though.

Speaking of that old man, you should totally watch Ron's disease on the tube cause Dumbledore turns out to be a gay android.

The point is, the books made me happy enough to pick up the magic mop (which actually isn't very magical). My mother thinks she's going to strike 4D tomorrow because of that.

Apparently, she thinks the chances of me picking up the mop on my own free will is slimmer than striking 4D, which is 1 in 8 million.

Very funny, that woman.

Swine language

I have decided that from now on I will respond in grunts should anyone I don't like talks to me.

So the conversation will go like this:


Ninny: Hey Mandy can I borrow your pen?

Instead of the mean and curt no I will usually give, I will respond like this:

Me: Grunt grunt grunt gruntily grunt snort.

Ninny: Erm... Mandy?

Me: Grunt grunt violent snort slurps saliva back from violent snort grunt.

Ninny: (clears throat nervously) Uh... I think I'll go borrow from someone else.

Me: Grunt grunt grunt gruuunnnntttt (crescendo indicating happiness).


Teehee.

Working out

Walked home to Punggol from Sengkang today.

I think my thighs would have appreciated it more if I hadn't stopped on the way and bought some very oily fried carrot cake.

Which I didn't share with anyone, because no one had the fortune of being at home when I was.

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Photos from donkey light years ago.

Boob grab! I look very enthusiastic.

Yes I posted this deliberately so people will know I can play the guitar.

Who wants to be my friend! I'm the one who looks like I have rabies.


Yes I am aware of how long ago this was.

Too saturated. Whatever.

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Shit I want pretzels and those egg-tarts from Chinatown so badly now that I will step on your face to get them.

Not that I will think twice about stepping on your face under normal circumstances.

Another chain mail

For the last time: Can stupid people stop sending me chain mails?

I just saw this in my inbox:

BOYCOTT ALL AMERICA'S AND ISRAEL'S PRODUCTS - MC'D, Kentucky fried chicken, Tesco, Colgate, Starbucks.... We contribute money for them to buy bullets for killing the Palestinien (Muslims and Christians).

Boycott all America's product? What are you going to do now, check religiously for every product you are going to buy and not buy it if it's made in America? Not eat KFC for the rest of your life?

You think by not eating that oily piece fried chicken the soldiers will stop their brutality?
You think not drinking that cup of Java Chip (Grande with dollops of whipped cream and chocolate sauce yum) will save the children?

The only thing you will save is your money and the size of your thighs, okay?

Another paragraph:

These IDF soldiers have faces.... I can cleary see them... Can't you? Why are they not being prosecuted? Because it is systematic processes that is driven by the government designed to force the people of Palastine into exile so Israel can claim all the land and resources.

There you have it.

"....it is systematic processes that is driven by the government..."

What big shot are you to influence the government? I sympathise, but I cannot do anything about it. I don't think you can, too.

Pass it on please? What do you get from passing it on? A shitload of sympathetic but powerless people who can do no shit and a handful of irritated people like me.

Don't come and bullshit me. If you want to, throw all the American products in your house away before you do.

And seriously, go do your homework, then talking about saving the world to someone who actually wants to listen.

Caste

I think I shall divide my MSN contacts into two categories: People I don't want to talk to and People I don't mind talking to.

The second category will have about five people, max.

Record

Play Count: 224. In less than a week.
Increasing this very minute.

For better things to come

Who am I kidding.

Lost and so not found

Where are my chuck taylors where where where where where?!

& I shall skip to my fridge instead of slouching there from now on to increase my physical activity rate.

HAHAHA

JessLinx~~ when truth become lies says:
*i saw a little girl wearing the same dress as you the time you wore to prom!!!
*exact same


I bought my dress from a push cart selling baby's apparels for 16 bucks and wore everlast sneakers to my prom.

My friends got their dresses from Daniel Yam for 140 bucks and wore high heels.

At least I can re wear my dress when I go out.

Idle hands

The scabs on my knee are terribly itchy.

Censored

I saw a naked guy in the opposite window with another girl and they have now drawn their curtains hia hia hia.