AHH

NABEI

I wanna

have more than some plz.

Inventory trouble

1. This sentence contains four words.
2. This sentence contains five words.
3. Exactly one sentence in this list is true.

(via futility closet)

Inception

I just watched it yesterday and I think people should just stfu about it before it becomes another overhyped phenomenon.

Fine it was good but good lord I know you are smart enough to understand the plot (or so you think) but you don't have to keep talking about it just to show you understand okay bye.

:3

I bought built-in earpieces today. They make me feel like I'm underwater and everything sounds so muffled I feel like shouting at everyone.

Kindly note that I will not be lending them to you if you're not my friend cause I don't want your ear shit all over my earpieces.

Group 3

My project group for the multicam module was having a discussion today. We had (have!) to find people who've been to America or at least know a bit of their culture.

I suddenly remembered Benjamin, one of our old classmates who claimed he lived in Beverly Hills before.

"Eh there's Ben. He said he lived in Beverly Hills before."

My group mate promptly replied:

"The only thing he's living in is self denial."

Meow

@Heaven's loft:











Went to nightfest:

On nose picking

Nose picking is fine. Everyone picks their nose.

But I seriously don't know why some people pick their noses in public. There are two types of public nose pickers (I make them sound like diabetes) :

Type 1: The pretender

Pretends he's not digging his nose when he actually is. Usually uses an itchy nose as an excuse. Funnily enough, (I think) it usually starts out as a itchy nose. But then the finger starts to probe deeper.......

Type 2: The obvious

Pick roll flick pick roll flick pick roll flick and bogeys come showering down like fireworks on the 4th of July.

Has no sense of shame and will stare back at you if caught without stopping his nose picking activities.

:>

You may have realised (or you may have not) that I now can make my pictures huge ass big yay.

Sunday

Went out with Amanda:

Her

Me

Tea

Noodle

Salty pork ribs

Overpriced sticks of biscuits

Okay bye back to whiling my time away at other sites when I'm supposed to be doing my work.

Derp

I've always had this impression that teenage boys with an oily complexion and acne condition wank every night.

I may be wrong. Or I may not be.

Brain screwed

Story:

1) I sent my report to my group mates, only to realise that I didn't attach any file.

2) I attached it and resent. To myself.

3) I sent it to my group mates this time. But I forgot to attach the file AGAIN (srsly).

4) Finally succeeded in attaching the file and sending it to the correct people.

UGH

Self destruction

A dollop of indifference plz.

Hmm

In the 1960s, a student at Harvard Law School addressed parents and alumni with these words:

"The streets of our country are in turmoil. The universities are filled with students rebelling and rioting. Communists are seeking to destroy our country. Russia is threatening us with her might. And the republic is in danger. Yes! danger from within and without. We need law and order! Without law and order our nation cannot survive."

There was prolonged applause. When the applause died down, the student quietly told his listeners:

“These words were spoken in 1932 by Adolf Hitler."

I like cakes

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Interesting

So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVDa few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of mickey walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something.

The cartoon was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.

"After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickey's walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey's face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "Real suffering is not known" 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said "the sights of hell bring its viewers back in".

You can have hell: x

OK TBH I DIDN'T WATCH IT. You watch it and tell me what happens.

Srsly (part 2)

Now the first thing my mother does when she reaches home is TALK TO THE BIRD, NOT ME.

Srsly

My mother's hearing is terrible.

My friend: "Auntie do you want to eat the prawns I can skew them now."

"You want to screw the prawns?"