Freshman Survival Tip #1

Never, never, never leave your homework on the ledge along the corridor. I left mine there for the merest split of a second and it eloped with the wind.

After that it got dumped unceremoniously in front of the library downstairs so I went down..... only to find out that I have emerged from the other side of the building with no way (and no idea how) to get to the library. 

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Hi. Do you wants to be friendszxzx

Anyway I'm alone in my hall room now :(

How do people even make so many friends?? They walk a few steps and bump into somebody they know. The only things waving to me now are the plants outside my window :(

Amanda told me to "force myself upon people" but THEY NO WANTS TO TALK TO ME *flap flap*

50 Shades of Blatant Sex

I suppose everyone has heard about the 50 Shades trilogy. Those books are a terrible excuse for novels,  and are more like porn in literary form (not that I have read them).

Yes, sex sells, but I thought the author would at least have more subtlety. I heard the characters were going at it like frogs during breeding season (I SAW FROGS HUMPING BEFORE) every few pages.

Anyway, if you have finished the trilogy (eeee), here's another book you should read:

It's about a boy, his elephant, and everything in between.

Timeline

Day 1:

8+ am: Woke up

9am: Still in bed

10am: Watched The Big Bang theory on my laptop while eating a breadstick

11am: Showered

11.30am Played my Ukulele

11.45am: Sat on my bed staring at the bird shit splattered window, thinking of Don Don and eating my last breadstick

12pm: Set off for lecture

12.05pm: Lost

12.10pm: Lost (season 2)

12.15pm: Lost (how come everyone here looks like an engineer instead of an arts student?)

12.20pm: Lost (because I was in an engineering block)

12:23pm: Asked for directions

12.29pm: Arrived in time for 12.30pm lecture

1pm: Lecture ended

1.05pm: Hung out with some classmates I don't really fit in with. Conversations that follow:

1) Her: The other time I was editing my video overnight and so many things went wrong! But you all don't have to know what went wrong because none of you are experienced video editors.

   Me: Hmm

2) Her: My boyfriend cannot be dumb, because you know, my IQ is kind of up there.

    Me: How "up there"? 

   Her: Just very up there. (3 seconds) Like 13x?

   Me: Hmm

3) Her: We should all cosplay to lecture one day so that the professors don't recognize us.

   Me: Oh god 

1.15pm: Bought an OJ, thought of South Canteen and my poly friends

1.30pm: Still hanging

1.45pm: Hanging

2pm: Hanging myself

2.15pm: Snapped out of my daydream

2.20pm: Set off for a guest lecture about a play I have not read

2.25pm: Lost

2.30pm: Lost

3.35pm: Lost

3.40pm: Found a security guard

3.45pm: Arrived at lecture 15 minutes late

3.50pm: Paid attention

3.55pm: Tried to pay attention

4pm: Tried to look intellectual

4.05pm: Tried to look serious

4.10pm: Tried to look seriously intellectual

4.15pm: Professor quacked continuously. No one else laughed, so I stopped.

4.30: End of lecture



I hope you found it interesting, because I didn't.

Hello

I am now living on campus.

I got homesick last night and dreamt that my friends and mother abandoned me :( I have brought Pickles and my ukulele along so it feels more like home. 

Hi Pickles

Wehhhhhhhh

I love you, but not as much as you think

Part 1:
Wings aflutter from watching your lop
A hurried brush leaves my tempest robbed


Sibilances and consonants 
I am your indulgence


I love you


Part 2:
Sourness in your breath and a 5 o'clock shadow
A hesitant lean for a scratch on my cheeks


Dancing spittle in a maniacal rhythm
A nod in beat for sympathy-


But not as much as you think

Macbook

I am unofficially on the ship/bandwagon/frog. I say this because I have not figured out how to play a VCD on my mac. Also, I miss Funshion terribly. Plus this mac keeps correcting me and then asking me for permission to do something else trivial.

But so far the pros are:

1. Photobooth. But I have not had a single camwhore session, can you believe it. My self restraint is amazing. But mostly it's because I'm not dressed up when I'm using it.

2. Er

3. Prettiness?

Look! My Little Pony and Avengers icons.


4. Feeling entitled to sit in Starbucks for hours.