On iPads

I've realised that most iPad users like to play their iPad in the MRTs.

And then they will proceed to glance up obnoxiously to see if anyone if checking them and their shiny new gadget out or as if to say "LOOK! I'VE GOT AN IPAD!"

We can all see you bought an overpriced chunk of metal, thanks.

Oh no

San mao has been sneezing non stop lately and my father says he's very sick. There's a possibility he might not have long to live I am very worried over the bird ok DON'T LAUGH.

Also have finally managed to take a picture of my school's botak bird. Would have been nicer if a lecturer hadn't seen me creeping after the bird and talking to myself.

"Oei 不要走先我要跟你拍照!!"

Halloween!

We met Taylor Momsen's brother that night:

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I secretly think he has the potential to be good looking.

She iz not be pleased.

Mad hatter with not enough cheekbones.

Eee don't like dolls.

My wallet is raped beyond repair.

Har

Idk why some blogs are so popular it's just that the girls are vaguely pretty and they post pictures of themselves going clubbing going here going there going everywhere but school and rant about their insecurities in every post and get people saying "but u r very pretty!! (:"

(throws pads)

Do you all have - NO

Wanted to go to the toy museum so we would have an excuse to camwhore.

But we found out that it wasn't free and we were too giam to go in so we just took photos in the toy store and with the brochure.

Amanda kindly gave a flawless skin. Now back to my usual face:

But far enough that my facial flaws do not stand out excessively and unnecessarily. Nothing hides facial flaws better than a great distance and bad lightning.

Sem 2

School is starting in a day and a half may I turn skinnier as I walk around the campus but not to cheers amen.

Ugh

My parents keep harping on about my complexion srsly I can see for myself and thanks for your frequent reminders. Helping me to keep my self esteem in check, how kind.

They are also convinced that my complexion (FINE FINE PIMPLES. THERE I SAID THE P-WORD) are the root of my problems and have to do with everything.

Mum: They're not hiring you (was looking for a job) because of your pimples.... when you clear up your face I'm sure they'll regret it.

Dad: WHY are you all still buying potato chips home look at your face it's swollen!

What can I do my dear raving rents PIMPLES GONNA PIMPZ and I'd clear them faster than I'll clear a plateful of fries if I could.

p.s about the swollen face........ one of pimples (who undergoes mitosis every now and then) exploded. I am neither kidding nor pleased. Granted, the explosion wasn't explosive, but it still looks like volcano on my face.

p.p.s if you're gonna bother, there is no point in consoling me that the pimple is now dormant, however helpful you might think it may be.

Hen hao

My uncle has left, and when he left he also left a box of sugar rolls. How nice.

And there's 6 when he could've gotten 3, but now this means everyone can have 2!

WHUT

WHY IS THERE A STRANGE MAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I HAVE NOT BATHED THE ENTIRE DAY?!

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Oh. It's my uncle. Still. Not very nice to meet someone you see once a year with unwashed hair and a greasy face.

Edit of edit:

But it's okay I'll just hide in my room to watch The Big Bang Theory (16 episodes today and counting) and eat bak kwa.

Um

Well............ my mother just bought me some pills that will 'relieve menopausal symptoms' and 'increase your libido'.

WELL...........................................................................

That's just swell.

WA LAU

HOW is it even possible that there are still people asking me if I "care 2 intro" on facebook when I've already changed my bio to 'I don't "care 2 b frens" thanks' HUH HUH HUH?!

And it is not "nice to meet me" because YOU HAVE NOT MET ME AND NEITHER ARE YOU GOING TO OK THANKS BYE.

Sampats in a sampan

There was this particular night when my pee smelled like ba kut teh when I didn't eat it.... I hope you're reminded of my pee every time you drink bkt soup from now on.