Office hours

(Thoughts at work)

I have to:

Send this email

Send that email

Go to a meeting

Get this approved

Go to another meeting

Call sombo- SIEW MAI SIEW MAI MANDY YOU NEED SOME SIEW MAIS

Ok ok, I'll go buy.

Nom nom nom reply emails do up some lists.

And then - GONG CHA GONG CHA MANDY YOU NEED GONG CHA

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO-

I have to:

Do meeting minutes

Contact companies

Laughing fit

Scare colleagues

Look for - CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE MANDY YOU SHOULD GO BUY CHOCOLATES

4. Laughter

She laughed and laughed.

It was not that she did not want to stop - it was more like she could not. If laughter were matter she would have been foaming at the mouth.

She laughed even harder at that image.

Yet her laughter did not spring from joy - it was a torrent of derision, with a trickle of bitterness.

But no one could tell.

Crazy, they thought. She's crazy.

She liked to agree with them. "Yes," she would say. "I am."

And then, as if they needed more convincing, she would repeat herself.

"I am."

At this point, most people would have given up - or they would have gotten used to it.

And so they let her laughed.

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3. Possibilities

Boom boom shake shake

"I would like to ask abou-

"DA FUQ U TALKING, SIR?"

Wood Wood

Ya la ya la everyday post pictures of myself la

FTS

My mum laughed at me for having small boobs.

3. Possibilities

She almost gave in.

No, she told herself. No, no, no.

Yes, her heart begged. Yes, yes, yes.

Conflict was a close friend.

He made a tiny noise.

Though unsure of what to do, she savored this moment where infinite possibilities became possible.

"So...."

Yes. No. Flying turtles.

She compromised and made a noise which sounded like "gak".

"Gak," he repeated, staring at her blankly.

She didn't think she said anything else. She couldn't remember - her mind was busy envisioning possibilities.

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2. Closure

Social Situations

1. Awkward situation

2. Don't-talk-to-me

Bun bun bun bun

Peng san

▲ My peng san faces.

No la I just wanted to camwhore. But you know how some girls can wink and act cute when they take a photo? I just tried.

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Why I cannot!!!!!!! I can't even wink properly!!!!!!! ☹

GE

Oh shut up if you don't know anything.

The Morbid Mother

Don't walk between cars parked in a parallel manner, she said. You'll never know when one of them will move and crush your legs, leaving you crippled for life.

Don't have a spoon in your mouth when you're walking, she said. You'll never know when you'll fall and get impaled by it.

Don't walk too near the pillars at the void deck, she said. You'll never know if someone is hiding behind them, waiting to rape or murder you.

And perhaps the most morbid of all: don't be too fiesty, she said. You'll never get laid.

Idgaf

because I (flicks hair) am obviously better.