Tmd

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Prototype

Not working FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU must be my specs.

WHY,

Epiphany

I just realised that Asian nipples are brown whilst Caucasian nipples are pink.

NO WONDER ANGMOH NEHNEHS ALWAYS LOOK WEIRD TO ME.

Niao niao

(via fylotr)

Wank wank wankilily

Watching Wankilily wank gallop is almost hypnotising.

You should try if you have nothing better to do (which I know you don't).

I like to see umglam pictures of other people

OBTUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No relation to the title whatsoever but-

O.B.T.U.S.E.

Jesus christ.

Da da da

The top 10 most played songs on Ah Pui are (starts from #10 read properly!):

#10 - Love story by Taylor Swift (
DON'T ASK ME WHY I think it was because I was listening to it and I fell asleep and Ah Pui was on repeat mode.)

#9 - Love it when you call by The Feeling (Everytime I listen to this I mutter to myself because there's a contradiction in the lyrics.)

#8 - A lonely september by Plain White Tees (The more I listen the gayer it gets.)

#7 - All I have to do is dream by The Everly Brothers (Oh, the pining.)

#6 - Feel good drag by Anberlin

#5 - Reptilla by The Strokes (Effectively spoiling it for Amanda. Very good.)

#4 - My love by Westlife (Uh...)

#3 - Save tonight by Eagle Eye Cherry

#2 - Supermassive black hole by Muse

#1 - All I need is you by Click 5 (I................the play count is ridiculous.)

Niao

Apparently my name's origin is from Latin and it means 'she who must be loved'.

Oh, the irony.

Girls on girls

I just realised that are a lot of lists on what boys think about girls and girls think about boys and yadda all that shit.

You know what?
Here's what girls think about other girls.

Wait disclaimer this is a highly inaccurate portrayal of all girl's thoughts because I think differently.


1) When I see girls who are prettier and skinnier and richer than me (tmd), I convince myself that they are stupider than me.

2) I hate it when girls flirt. If it's with the guy you like or whatever then okay. NOT WITH A WHOLE BUNCH.

3) DO NOT WHINE TO ME ABOUT HOW FAT YOU ARE. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

4) Stop giving me boy advice when I'm not asking for it. Go away.

5) I would like to cut the tongues of screaming girls.

6) If you don't like gore movies, fine. Don't tell me I am disgusting for liking it.

7) I'm fine with girls who fart and burp in public. As long as you give a warning before you fart. (sorry ah Rachel)

8) You really really shouldn't tell what to wear and what not to.

9) Please stop raving about your boyfriend. I also do not care if he buys you vibrators or if you give him the most fantastic blowjobs ever.

10) Do. Not. Flick. Your. Hair. In. My. Face.

11) I will give you a pad if you really need it and ask for it politely, even if you're a complete stranger.

12) STOP telling me to read Twilight.

13) Please discuss Harry Potter with me.

14) If you have unlimited access to my food, it means you have proven yourself as a worthy friend. How much food I offer you is directly proportioned to how good a friend I think you are.

15) If I compliment your dressing, I mean it. Say thank you and don't compliment me because you feel obliged.

16) Please please please get rid of your armpit hair if you're wearing something sleeveless.


No more for now.

Win

Simon Cowell: You sound like a cat barking.

Contestant: ?

Simon: It shouldn't happen.

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inky blinky pinky clyde

ANTI - PACMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p/s. I.... finally got past level 2 pacman. I still get very excited heart pumping very fast better stop playing.

Fun for the whole family!

Ooh look at what I've found!

p/s. I got an Apache and a space shuttle losers.

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I don't like it when movies don't have English subtitles cause I keep eating and then I go crunch crunch crunch and EVERYHING else is blocked out.

Spockity spock

Um cut my own fringe again mother got a shock when she came home cause she just found out that I'm always cutting my own hair.

I was actually going for the Zooey Deschanel effect but............................................................................ I ended up looking like Spock again.

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Mother has no idea why I keep ranting on about how much I hate twilight and why I keep trampling on it. She should be grateful I don't read that kind disgusting shit ass plot book. I have the insane urge to rip it out of somebody's hands when I see them reading it and use it to wipe my ass.

Too many girls have asked me to read twilight and here's my answer : HOW ABOUT NO.

Aha!

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Aha! (the theme song from Tim Burton’s: Alice in Wonderland) - Imogen Heap

Troll language

Janice: 2348941321968456154318945317641845641323?

Me: dighsgndpfjiwehoindkcmasofjas?!

We are speaking in totally different frequencies. Which means that I'm not tuning in, and it does not equal to I don't understand.

Getiticus?

HAHAHAHA.

'Because sometimes the labia flops out...'

Five years time

Yay mother very nice to me today bought me new books and a chess set EAT THAT.

Have a nice day

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Undistraction

Click here to undistract yourself.

READ

Okay.

Learn how to differentiate between 'you're' and 'your', for the love of the internet community.

It's: Your anus is smelly (possessive adjective).

And: You're an smelly asshole (you're being the contraction of 'you are').

The big fat ugly truth

You can stop thinking you're gonna lose that 10 pounds just because it's a new year IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN SO THERE.