Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Shit gets real

1150am saw me standing over my toilet bowl, squirting dish washing liquid and pouring in a kettle of near boiling water.

All this just because I decided to take a dump and now my toilet bowl is more clogged than my goddamn pores. And it wasn't even 12pm.

Sometimes getting rid of shit is a lot of trouble.

Edit:

1205pm: So I just went to flush it after letting it "settle in" (according to google) and good lord, bits of everything just floated up and I was like shit, but then the toilet bowl (named Snickety from now on) just gave this HUGE gurgle and sucked all the shit down everything was solved.

So... since it worked and I didn't even have to touch Snickety's insides, I shall share the solution (which I got from here after googling):

1. Squirt a lot a lot of dishwashing liquid down the bowl (I mixed concentrated ones with water and used up and entire bottle).

2. Pour some hot water down after it. Use hot, not boiling, because according to the site above, boiling water cracks porcelain.

3. Let it "settle in" for a few minutes. You could occupy yourself with other things, like blogging about it.

4. Flush. I never thought I'd get to say this, but voilĂ !

Monday, July 23, 2012

Quotable quotes

Today:

"Teacher, how come my grandfather down there got furry furry but I don't have?" - My 9 year old student

"I ask you one question ok? Why your face got the (makes wild poking gesture with fingers) - Same student as above

"How come when I sit down my underwear gets stuck inside my backside?" - Same student as above

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Selfishness

In light of the (not so) recent fiasco of Aunty vs. Ah Lian in the MRT, a topic has come to my mind.

Yes yes, that topic is selfishness. You can pat yourself on the back for your superior deduction skills.

I'm not very sure what went on - my brief knowledge of the situation consists of only this:

Ah lian was sitting in a reserved seat when aunty boarded the train. Unfortunately, ah lian did not notice that aunty had a prosthetic leg, and therefore did not think it necessary to give up her seat. Ah lian eventually found out and gave up her seat, but aunty was already all riled up and began ranting. She even took out her phone in an attempt to take photos of ah lian.

Something stands out from this whole er, misadventure.Why was the aunty only angry at the ah lian, and not the others who also did not give up their seat?

Which leads us to another question - why is it that only people in reserved seats are expected to give up their seats for the elderly or disabled?

I think I have expressed this particular view here before, but I will say it again - should we not be taught to give up our seats to the needy, regardless of the fact of whether is it a "priority" seat or not?

Two people sitting side by side in an MRT, one in a priority seat and one not. Why should only the one in the reserved seat be deemed guilty for not giving it up?

Yes, if you are tired and have finally snagged a seat in the crowded train, you may feel resentful for having to give up your seat. It is not wrong (in the eyes of the law) if you do not give up your seat, but it is a clear mark of selfishness and inconsideration.

Very often I have come across people leaning on the poles, which leaves other commuters nothing to hold on for balance. I recommend a hefty dose of knuckle digging if you encounter this. More often have I seen people cutting the queues (MY QUEUE) of those waiting for the train  during peak hours and not moving to the rear of the bus. Selfish, selfish, selfish. And inconsiderate.

People always say oh, Singapore is great. High quality of living, great healthcare, clean streets, and (for the most part) safe. But when it comes to the point when we need campaigns and advertisements and 8-year-olds writing poems to tell us how we should behave on the bus, it speaks a lot for the society and what kind of people we are.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

For Flea Sake

Got a booth at SCAPE the other day.

Ong nehneh at the booth

People actually wanted to buy him :o
"I buy all, $10?" - Pinoy





Nothing much happened, except I accidentally poked an Ah Beng with a pole from the dismantled rack. He looked very cross but I think he was lazy to beat me up because I was carrying about half a dozen more poles and he would have to get through them.

KPP



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