I think I smelt fart in the office today. It was very awkward. I am usually torn between two responses:
1. Pretend there's no smell.
Pros: Maybe there really is no smell.
Cons: People might think it's me, especially when I check around for the potential farter and accidentally make eye contact with someone.
2. Announce it out loud - "EH WHO FARTED?"
Pros: Might stave off suspicions by acknowledging the fart.
Cons: Might attract attention to myself, hence people will think it's me.
The bottom line is, IT ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH PEOPLE THINKING IT'S ME.
It's not!!!!!!! Really!!!!!!!!!!
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