ME ME ME ME I BETTER

HOI WHY YOU LIKE THAT ):<

I know I look at other boys sometimes but you didn't have to go to this extent to spite me. I am also obviously the better choice, as proven:

See?

HAHAHAHA OK I HAVE GONE OFF MY BAT.

Oei you all think easy to photoshop ah finally something I've learnt in school comes in useful HAHAHA.

The aftermath is secondary

...... Themes with the word' blazing' for SBM Day.

Blazing stars would be a good idea. You know, to shine brightly as a student in NYP and so on.

You can always set yourself on fire. NOW WHO'S THE BRIGHTEST?

1. Crush

After reading Dan Rhodes' Anthropology, I am inspired (truly!) to do the same - write multiple short fiction stories, each based on a single word. I shall start on one tonight, as follows.

I saw my crush today. It amazes me how one person can illicit such a strong response on another.

"Coffee please."

I was cool. I was calm. I was collected. But alas, my traitorous heart continues to pound against my ribcage like a wronged prisoner.

"That'll be $3.50."

A quick, mandatory smile one puts on when serving customers.

My heart was relentless. Could he hear it? It was deafening, that treacherous muscle.

I pass him the money with barely steady hands, my eyes yearning to seek contact with his but were too cowardly to do so.

An internal war rages until my coffee arrives. In a moment of wild recklessness I chance a glimpse, and the smile I saw will haunt me like a malicious spirit cheated of its last wish.

"Yeah?"

A rumbling baritone, that sexy beast. He leans across the counter and steals a kiss from a girl that wasn't me.

The sudden scald on my tongue from a vicious swig of coffee was nothing compared to my aching heart.

Hmm. There. Speaking of crushes:

Teehee bye bye Kim Hyun Joong.

p.s leave me a nice word for the next story?

Oh god

I asked me father to helped me buy a can of green tea. He went to the supermarket, but couldn't find it (don't ask). Naturally, he asked someone for help. A china man was working today.

Father (F) : 有没有禄茶？

China man (C) : Pokka?

F: ? 禄茶。

C: Pokka??

F: ??! 禄茶！！

C: POKKA???

F: 我要禄茶不要什么 pokka!!!

C: 我不知到你在讲什么！！

My father then stomped out of the supermarket and bought it at a kopitiam instead. The 'it' turned out to not be Pokka, which I have specifically mentioned I wanted in our conversation.

..................

@Amanda

source: x

FAIL

p.s I would've been lazy to include the source but I figured he deserves the credit.
p.p.s I have gone to great lengths (ha) to make the word 'fail' as big as possible.
p.p.p.s He changed it. lmfao.

Annoyed (part 2)

Really, I've never imagined that I'd hate a book so much, but FUCK YOU TWILIGHT.

I just saw Christopher Pike's Last Vampire series being repackaged similarly to Twilight and sold at Popular bookstore.

The blurb was made disgustingly simple and and NOBODY EVEN GAVE A FUCK TO CHRISTOPHER PIKE BEFORE TWIFUCKINGLIGHT.

And why do I know this? Because I've been searching for his books at various bookstores for months and nobody sold them, and even the bookstore owners were telling me that Christopher Pike was 'out'. I also don't see them repackaging Pike's science fiction/thriller stories for sale.

I am aware that repackaging may have been undergone with the consent of the author himself (or is it just the publishing house?) but now all the hormonal imbeciles who are in love with glittering vampires will most probably read it and compare it to Twilight.

Stupid fuckers who are telling me to read Twilight better shut the fuck up before I shove your head down the toilet bowl where it belongs.

Annoyed

I don't know if I have a reason to be annoyed but I am anyway.

I just found out through Amanda that she saw the "dude you only know like 200 people" line on tumblr which I wrote here.

Fair enough, other people might have the same thought as me but really, I am skeptical that this is coincidental.

Because 1) she saw this after I wrote it, 2) the phrasing is exactly the same except for the word 'bitch' and 'dude' and 3) again, the coincidence is so great that the person used the number 200 too?

If the person really wrote what I wrote then.................... well thanks for liking my line but BITCH, GET ORIGINAL.

?!

I happen to notice that every time I log in to facebook there is this ad for painless underarm hair remover on the side of the page.

According to my teacher, the ads are displayed based on your personal information to reach their target markets or whatever.

So..... HOW DO THEY KNOW THAT I AM SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH REMOVING MY BODILY HAIR?

I didn't even like a page like 'feeling good when armpit is clean' or add 'removing armpit hair' under my interests!

Phobic in general

A list of phobias I have:

Bathophobia- fear of depth

Enochlophobia- fear of crowds

Gerascophobia- fear of growing old

Herpetophobia- fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things (roaches)

Trypanophobia- fear of injections

Philosoraptor

"Violence is never the answer, unless the question is 'what is never the answer' - to which you'll answer violence, but you are wrong, because VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER."

But actually if you think about it...... violence is sometimes the answer because a dead man can hardly cause you problems.

....Unless you're looking for a place to bury him.

I'm talking about the issue itself without societal conformities and laws of course.

But if you kill the man then I think you should do it in secret and pretend it wasn't you or else his family will be very enraged and come after you too. -_-

Am I naive? Yes I am.

But do I make sense? Yes I do.

Are those rhetorical questions? Yes they are.

Did I just ask a rhetorical question about rhetorical questions? Yes I did.

Soon

“Sometimes I muse about how wonderful it would be if I could string all my dreams together into one continuous life, a life consisting of entire days full of imaginary companions and created people.”

—	Fernando Pessoa

Hermit

I am turning into a social recluse I should just pack my computer up and move to the top of a mountain and never come down again.

All this time

I carry the weight of a thousand possibilities.

8D

"Also i think it's sometimes quite a chore to hang out with fatties becox i like to walk to places with friends. But fat girls, they get abrasion in between their thighs if they walk too much."

(via bongqiuqiu)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I AM ACTUALLY A VERY SENSITIVE GIRL (like I don't rub it in fat people's faces I'm skinny - but that's because my thighs don't touch so they can't rub HAHAHAHAHAHA) BUT THIS IS FUNNY SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Reblogging like yeah

(via autopsyroom4)

Girl chio man cute just watch it. Amanda said she cried senselessly but I didn't.

I HAVE NO HEART NO FEELINGS AND NOT A SINGLE SHRED OF LOVE IN ME.

*bimbo*

Ugh very pissy today because of skin breakout.

I swear I will drink like an entire barrel of water and sleep at 10pm tonight and most probably do some oxygen mask.

But later the pimple got oxygen can breathe grow bigger mate give birth how? D:

:o

I know this is so socially/morally/politically incorrect but I saw some retard (a real retard, not one of my friends) limping in rhythm to the music I was listening to and it was like watching a self directed MV.

Song has a really distinctive beat. :o

Dayum

I'm sure. (farts)

._.

Ooh new blogger stats function. Since when did I talk about the definition of gek sai......

The long-tailed one

A bird in the household died (not any of the parrots; another species of domestic bird). I am very sad. :<

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