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Haiku

The night may be long

But my playlist is longer

Alas! Batteries?

Idc have to type it here because twitter doesn't allow line breaks (...or does it?), which totally spoils my lovely, lovely haiku.

LEARN TO BE CONTENT CAN?

Awkward

Hi.

I think I smelt fart in the office today. It was very awkward. I am usually torn between two responses:

1. Pretend there's no smell.

Pros: Maybe there really is no smell.

Cons: People might think it's me, especially when I check around for the potential farter and accidentally make eye contact with someone.

2. Announce it out loud - "EH WHO FARTED?"

Pros: Might stave off suspicions by acknowledging the fart.

Cons: Might attract attention to myself, hence people will think it's me.

The bottom line is, IT ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH PEOPLE THINKING IT'S ME.

It's not!!!!!!! Really!!!!!!!!!!

Expectations vs. Reality

One thing people should always remember is that no one will put you before them self. No one. Live by this, and live much easier.

Mayakovsky

1

My heart’s aflutter!

I am standing in the bath tub

crying. Mother, mother

who am I? If he

will just come back once

and kiss me on the face

his coarse hair brush

my temple, it’s throbbing!

then I can put on my clothes

I guess, and walk the streets.

2

I love you. I love you,

but I’m turning to my verses

and my heart is closing

like a fist.

Words! be

sick as I am sick, swoon,

roll back your eyes, a pool,

and I’ll stare down

at my wounded beauty

which at best is only a talent

for poetry.

-Frank O'Hara