WMD

My mother walked into my room, brought in a lethal cloud of fart, and walked out.

I should bottle it up and give it to her as a Mother's Day present.

IPP

Ok, I think. Just wondering if my colleagues will notice it if I wear the same blazer everyday.

Lmao

Laugh until almost die.

Eh

Photobucket still under maintainence. Seliously not my fault.

Hur

... Apparently you can't use anything except for the original tones as your ringtone in an iPhone. Ridiculous. I'll just play it manually when somebody talks to me then.

Like "Hi Mandy where are you going?"

All they will get in response is plenty of niams and ninnys and while l smile very politely.

Nyan cat

niam niamniam niam niamniam niamniam niam ninny ninny ninny ninny niam niam

O new ringtone. I am going to use this even though silent mode makes me look really cool.

Meh

O I want to blog but Photobucket is still under maintainence and I insist on my photos being dua dua so too bad.

Even Wankilily is not here!!!!1 See!!

<<<<<

-_-

Played Taboo with the girls yesterday.

Me: My face have your face have!

Amanda: Pimples!!!!!

Me: No!!!! Sutsiam's face also have!!!!!!!!

Amanda: Mole!!!!

Hnng

I scroll down my tumblr dashboard and I see food, models, hello kitty, pokemon, anorexic bitches, idiotic questions, cats, dogs, rabbits, frogs and then WEHHHHHHHHHH A BOOB.

A letter to my hair

Dear hair,

I know that you are very cultural, but you don't have your embrace your roots. Really. I dyed you for a reason.

Also, please stop being such a copycat. Just because my chest is flat doesn't mean you should be too. Unless you're chest hair.

Lastly, it'd be reallllyyyyyy nice if you'd stop growing out of my armpits. I don't know why you like that place, it's kind of dank and dark and doesn't see light of the day.

Lub lub,

Mandy

p.s you may grow on me, but you'll never grow on me.

But

The Loneliest Whale in the World.

In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:

She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.

Just imagine that massive mammal, floating alone and singing—too big to connect with any of the beings it passes, feeling paradoxically small in the vast stretches of empty, open ocean.

(via)

My children

I introduce you to all of them k? In case you all don't know who I'm talking about in some posts.

Gadgets:

Ah Pui - iPod

Procom - desktop

Swee swee - laptop

Toys:

Pickles - stuffed bunny

Rosemary - teddy bear

Pets:

San mao - dead parrot

Zai zai - alive parrot

There now you can stop wondering who is who.

Tabasco

I have no idea when I became such a nag. It might have something to do with not talking to anyone but Pickles.

Tatar sauce

I have realized that I am superficial to the extent that I worry about my double eyelids disappearing.

But you should totally look at it this way:

1) I really really really believe that the society has a part to play in my superficiality,

2) Worrying about my double eyelids is the same as worrying about starving children in Africa - it doesn't help, so there's no difference which of the two I worry about,

AND (most importantly, imnsho)

3) I admit to being superficial.

I really cannot stand people going "Wa, you so vain!", "Why you care so much about your looks", and tell me I am superficial in that sanctimonious I-am-so-enlightened tone.

GTFO DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GOOD LOOKING.

If you already are somewhat good looking, I believe some effort has already been put in for that to happen. THEREFORE DON'T TELL ME THAT I AM VAIN.

If you are ugly, then you must be pretending you don't care about your looks. I think it is because nothing you did helped and therefore you act like you don't care and take this chance to come across as saintly and un-superficial.

Also, you may be trying to make me ugly by pressuring me to be less vain.

Abrupt end to rant I have run out of steam.

I actually wanted to write something philosophical (ahem) like the impact of the society on mindsets (or some shit like that). Saying this so you know, the reason I started this post wasn't to shoot people.

Yes, again, I am so superficial I care what people think about me. SO THERE.

Makeup

Lmao Michelle Phan's "Natural Beauty" look needs more makeup than my "Really-Cui-Today-Must-Put-More-Makeup" look.

But I like makeup. I just don't like cake faces.

Cakeface	108 up, 8 down
	buy cakeface mugs, tshirts and magnets A girl who wears so much Foundation, it looks like you could scoop part of her face off with a fork. "Did you see how much foundation that girl was putting on?" "I know, she's got a cakeface now."