Hai

Had to walk with my project group mate the other day. Like any socially tactful beings, we made senseless small talk.

PM (Project mate): So.... you intending to go University?

Me: Hana if not I study so hard for what.

PM: Then what you wanna study?

Me: Arts and social sciences...

PM: In NUS ah?

Me: I think so.

THEN

PM: Oh. Social worker can earn money meh?

Me: .............

Predicament

MUST. BE. POLITE.

tmd why so difficult

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

lolololol

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? '

'I don't have any,' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you? '

'Ninety-eight, 'she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? '

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, ' I outlived the bitches. '

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Vai

Don't know why people go clubbing drinking partying or whatever must announce on facebook twitter tumblr or whatever.

You think very cool is it?

YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

HAI

Somebody told me that he thought "no double dipping" meant that you could not try the same sauce twice. BUT apparently you can dip the fry you have sucked on into another sauce (meant for sampling, which means everybody dips in it)?!

VAI U NO BRAIN?!

USS!

Your boyfriend.

Like a cool nia

MY WORKLOAD IS WOAH WOAH WOAH AND I'M LIKE BUA BUA BUA*

*bua (hokkien): grind