I have ordered an Arpakasso and am waiting most impatiently for the day I can collect it, which is (hopefully) this Saturday. Meanwhile, I have decided to name him Monsieur ArrrRRRRRRPAKASSO! (pronounced in crescendo with an accented staccatissimo on the last syllable).
I have created his bio profile, please get acquainted with him so I don't have to introduce him when he arrives #amIcrazyifIknowI'mcrazy
Name: Monsieur ArrrRRRRRRPAKASSO!
Age: -
Nationality: French Singaporean
Character: A very unfortunate combination of rudeness and kiasuness. Please, don't judge. It's his nationality. I should add that he supplies the occasional nugget of wisdom and wit (albeit very rudely).
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Likes: Posh toilets, spicy borsch
Dislikes: Posh Spice, toilet lice
Friends: Don Don, Amanda's Arpakasso, Pickles and Rosemary
Favorite quote: "I like walking in the wind because no one knows I'm farting." - Mandy How
If you would like to make friends with Monsieur ArrrRRRRRRPAKASSO!, you can reach him at 1200-GET-YOUR-OWN-ARPAKASSO (AND LEAVE ME ALONE).
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your alpaca's name is mighty long. like your wiener
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