#ootd/clubs

HAHAHA GOT TOILET PAPER ON THE FLOOR

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Um I very stupidly went clubbing (my virgin trip there) for halloween even though I was quite sure I wouldn't like it.... and I was right -_- The whole time I just stood like a rock on the dance floor and tried not to let anyone touch me. WHICH WAS OBVIOUSLY IMPOSSIBLE YUCK. A list of the creepy/crazy people I met:

1. Masked Dude

Stood REALLY close and kept staring. I put on my most guai lan face but it didn't work knn. Asshole then reached across my chest by pretending to put his drink on the counter behind me. I tried to shove his arm away but it was too crowded. Dear god, thanks for the small boobs and the long middle finger.

2. The Grinder

This short creepy dude who reeked of sexual desperation tried to grind my friend.... and she didn't realize he was ugly and danced with him at first :( Ok actually even if he's good-looking I wouldn't touch him *prude* But if you're ugly... I'M SORRY BUT THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD GRIND IS YOUR MOTHER'S SPICES

3. Red Indian

The only decent dude of the night. He wore this ridiculously big headdress and suddenly meowed and clawed at us (because my friend went as a cat) as he walked past.... ding dong lol.

4. Real Indian

He carried a French Connection plastic bag as a shoulder bag on the dance floor?? Stupid bag almost jabbed me to death. DUDE NO ONE IS GOING TO MAKE ANY "FRENCH CONNECTION" WITH YOU DO YOU REALIZE THAT

5. Hi Guy

Stupid guy said hi to me. I turned away with the most contemptuous look I could muster and he still said another hi when I had to face his direction again? GOD CAN YOU GROW A FRACTION OF A BRAIN

6. Horny Angmoh

THIS WAS SO BAD I CAN'T SAY IT HERE!!!!

I managed to escape relatively unscathed except for mild traumatization... still don't get the concept of clubbing.

Oh I took a few pictures and I went as..... myself.

The Cheshire Cat, Myself, and The Red Queen

Very eventful night.