Monday, August 23, 2010

Only yyyyyyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I come across mushy love quotes on the internet EVA-REE-TIME.

You must understand that I am a bitter and cynical girl and not sweet and gentle like you surely are. (coughs demurely)

Most of them are stupid, but some of them are remarkably stupid. You know the one that says '6 billion people and the only one I want is you'?

wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, BUT BITCH YOU ONLY KNOW LIKE 200 PEOPLE.

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