3 Idiots

Hi. No, I'm not here to complain about anyone. I came to know about this movie from Facebook and I have to share it:





I was either laughing or crying throughout the movie.... but that actually doesn't say much because I once cried when I saw a severely sick and bullied fish in Crystal Jade Restaurant. I wasn't rich enough to order it just to end its misery.... so I just cried more. While ordering prawn dumplings.

I digress. Watch it for yourself!

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Sonnet

Let me not to the marriage of true minds 
Admit impediments. Love is not love 
Which alters when it alteration finds, 
Or bends with the remover to remove: 
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark 
That looks on tempests and is never shaken; 
It is the star to every wandering bark, 
Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken 
Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks 
Within his bending sickle’s compass come: 
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, 
But bears it out even to the edge of doom. 
   If this be error and upon me proved, 
   I never writ, nor no man ever loved. 


Dear Shakespeare,

SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMER'S DAY? 
SWELTERING GIT AND SPLATTERING BIRD SHIT
THINE EYES WATER FROM THOUST LOVELIEST ART
BUT UNRELENTING TIME FIERCELY COMPETES

Headband

Vogue not

I didn't dare to wear it out so I wore it at home and photoboothed. Do I look like a bug:

JIALAT REALLY LOOK LIKE THIS

17/11: Monsieur ArrrRRRPAKASSO!'s diary

Greetings, mortals.

I am finally free to use the internet because my owner has gone to the loo. It has been a miserable week of my existence.

My owner was mostly at home today and she talks non-stop. To herself. Her inane chattering drives me crazy. I think she already is crazy. Good lord, I don't want to be like her. Do insane people know they're insane? If they do, are they still insane?

My top breed arpakasso fur is losing its shine. Help. I don't know what to do.

Monsieur ArrrRRPAKASSO!

Hello everybody. My name is Monsieur ArrrRRRPAKASSO! I am not very pleased to meet you, as you can see.

I have taken a couple of photos:

My new owner. I do not like her.

She seems very eager for photo taking today because she thinks she's having a "good hair day". HA! As if it would win my shiny arpakasso fur!

God can she get a new pose. I have to pretend to keep smiling.

Act cute only la

AH STOP IT YOU

Animals (in H&M)

Happy birthday fart queen. Next year you will get a bigger procession ok.

Trash talking x shopping x (pretending to be) walking about aimlessly and then..... we went home to sleep.

Arpakasso update

I have ordered an Arpakasso and am waiting most impatiently for the day I can collect it, which is (hopefully) this Saturday. Meanwhile, I have decided to name him Monsieur ArrrRRRRRRPAKASSO! (pronounced in crescendo with an accented staccatissimo on the last syllable).

I have created his bio profile, please get acquainted with him so I don't have to introduce him when he arrives #amIcrazyifIknowI'mcrazy


Name: Monsieur ArrrRRRRRRPAKASSO!

Age: -

Nationality: French Singaporean

Character: A very unfortunate combination of rudeness and kiasuness. Please, don't judge. It's his nationality. I should add that he supplies the occasional nugget of wisdom and wit (albeit very rudely).

Sexual Orientation: Gay

Likes: Posh toilets, spicy borsch

Dislikes: Posh Spice, toilet lice

Friends: Don Don, Amanda's Arpakasso, Pickles and Rosemary

Favorite quote: "I like walking in the wind because no one knows I'm farting." - Mandy How


If you would like to make friends with Monsieur ArrrRRRRRRPAKASSO!, you can reach him at 1200-GET-YOUR-OWN-ARPAKASSO (AND LEAVE ME ALONE).

ARPAKASSOS!!!

I was surfing the net for Rosebullet's angora sweaters when I came across Arpakassos and BOOM I suddenly found myself giggling hysterically in front of my computer:

Wtf if everybody in the world looked like an Arpakasso it'll be so much more pleasant. As if I wasn't delirious enough, I had chance upon a YouTube video:



Ok I just lost it here and started to cry from the cuteness. #dingdong

After a little more googling... TADAH! I HAVE FOUND A SINGAPORE-BASED SELLER! Which Arpakasso should I get?

One from the original series?

Or one from the strawberry series?

Right now the winners are Pinky from the original and Brownie from the strawberry series. Ok bye the sudden surge in hormones has left me very confused.

p.s please let me know if you know of anywhere to buy an Arpakasso in Singapore, because I would really like a lilac one!!

Selling post: Updated 3 November

Hi. I'm selling some of my stuff because my butt thinks it's funny to grow outwards. I know like around 3 people read my blog but aiya.

All prices stated are inclusive of normal postage (of less than 500g).

Edit: Only adding a new item today because I spent too much time trying to take a decent picture of myself wearing it. At least now I know what line not to go into.

Polka-Dotted Peach Skirt 

Stretchable at the waist, recommended UK 6-8 for the thighs.

Thick material

$12

Levis Denim Shorts, UK 6-8 

    $15

Denim Playsuit, UK 6-8

$15

I got a tailor to add an elastic waistband for this so it won't be too loose/tight.

Ok that's all. You can email me (eatingclouds-@live.com) for enquiries or to purchase!

#ootd/clubs

HAHAHA GOT TOILET PAPER ON THE FLOOR

***

Um I very stupidly went clubbing (my virgin trip there) for halloween even though I was quite sure I wouldn't like it.... and I was right -_- The whole time I just stood like a rock on the dance floor and tried not to let anyone touch me. WHICH WAS OBVIOUSLY IMPOSSIBLE YUCK. A list of the creepy/crazy people I met:

1. Masked Dude

Stood REALLY close and kept staring. I put on my most guai lan face but it didn't work knn. Asshole then reached across my chest by pretending to put his drink on the counter behind me. I tried to shove his arm away but it was too crowded. Dear god, thanks for the small boobs and the long middle finger.

2. The Grinder

This short creepy dude who reeked of sexual desperation tried to grind my friend.... and she didn't realize he was ugly and danced with him at first :( Ok actually even if he's good-looking I wouldn't touch him *prude* But if you're ugly... I'M SORRY BUT THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD GRIND IS YOUR MOTHER'S SPICES

3. Red Indian

The only decent dude of the night. He wore this ridiculously big headdress and suddenly meowed and clawed at us (because my friend went as a cat) as he walked past.... ding dong lol.

4. Real Indian

He carried a French Connection plastic bag as a shoulder bag on the dance floor?? Stupid bag almost jabbed me to death. DUDE NO ONE IS GOING TO MAKE ANY "FRENCH CONNECTION" WITH YOU DO YOU REALIZE THAT

5. Hi Guy

Stupid guy said hi to me. I turned away with the most contemptuous look I could muster and he still said another hi when I had to face his direction again? GOD CAN YOU GROW A FRACTION OF A BRAIN

6. Horny Angmoh

THIS WAS SO BAD I CAN'T SAY IT HERE!!!!

I managed to escape relatively unscathed except for mild traumatization... still don't get the concept of clubbing.

Oh I took a few pictures and I went as..... myself.

The Cheshire Cat, Myself, and The Red Queen

Very eventful night.