Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The naming of my children

If I ever have a wailing bundle (or unhopefully more) to call my own, here's what I will name him/her/it.

A pair of male and female would be Mucus and Snot respectively.

Three, with male, female and the third being either xx or xy would be Victory, Victoria and Victorious.

Four (God forbid) would be Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde (in order). If Pinky turns out to be male then he can either choose to a) cut his own penis off or b) cut his own penis off and fix an artifical vagina.

What lovely, lovely names.

Oh wait. And one? Pisai.

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