Pangsai was getting impatient.
When can I get out of this hell hole?
It was dark. He could hear the villi above, making weird squelching noises as they do their work. One villus in particular was making a lot of noise.
Pangsai tried to stick his head out. He failed. Pangsai, however, had plenty of determination. Again and again he tried, yet nothing came out of these attempts.
I'm not bulky enough, Pangsai came to a sudden realization.
***
Up, up, and further up at the other end of the rectum, Pisai panted slightly. It was a tiring travel from the nasal cavity.
She quivered slightly in anger at the thought of Snot laughing at her.
Well, she thought, glaring at the Epiglottis, she'd made it, hadn't he!
As she was gloating over Snot's reaction when her travels get published in Nosy Times, a suddenly tremor almost threw her off balance. And it would have, if Pi sai hadn't had sticky feet.
By golly, not another constipation!
***
Back down at the rectum, Pangsai was feeling quite sorry that he had broken up with Fibre. Well, it was that ugly bitch's fault that she couldn't make him hard.
He had given up trying long ago, now content to lay peacefully while he regained his strength.
A sudden, mighty bellow nearly scared the shit out of him.
***
Ah well abrupt stop to the short story which I have creatively named 'A short story'. How original.
Never mind that now, I'll continue it some other day. I hope.
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