Stupid phrases II

Which funnily enough (or not), only has two atm.

Strangers are friends you've yet to meet.
So my friends include rapists, drug dealers, murderers and maybe a pedophile or two.

There are no ugly people, only lazy people.

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What a commendable effort. How pretty. (crosses arms)


BUT WAIT!
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"Me? I put make up when I go out!"