Swine language

I have decided that from now on I will respond in grunts should anyone I don't like talks to me.

So the conversation will go like this:


Ninny: Hey Mandy can I borrow your pen?

Instead of the mean and curt no I will usually give, I will respond like this:

Me: Grunt grunt grunt gruntily grunt snort.

Ninny: Erm... Mandy?

Me: Grunt grunt violent snort slurps saliva back from violent snort grunt.

Ninny: (clears throat nervously) Uh... I think I'll go borrow from someone else.

Me: Grunt grunt grunt gruuunnnntttt (crescendo indicating happiness).


Teehee.