I am very cross now despite having eaten two packets of wang wang and five macaroons straight.
I am cross at my mother because she says I'm a horrible girl for throwing my clothes all over the bed.
I am cross at the toilet paper because it finishes so fast (3 squares per pee and 4 x n squares per poo).
I am cross at myself for eating too much.
I am cross at the green macaroon because I don't like it.
I am cross because I have to wake up early tomorrow.
I am cross at my spectacles because it's purple and I don't like purple (anymore).
I am cross cross cross cross. Now go away before I chew your smelly head off and spit it in the dumpster.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Omgharrypotter
Harry Potter pickup line: I haven't got muggle money but I've got a sickle and two knuts.
Via http://omgharrypotter.tumblr.com
Via http://omgharrypotter.tumblr.com
Thursday, September 3, 2009
I quote
"Platonic relationships are only possible when you find the opposite sex vaguely repulsive."
Isn't that so very true?
p/s. You know what happens when you double click on every 10th bell? Nothing. That's right, nothing. I was just being mean.
Isn't that so very true?
p/s. You know what happens when you double click on every 10th bell? Nothing. That's right, nothing. I was just being mean.
Monday, August 31, 2009
What the shit
Can people stop acting cool about Anberlin in baybeats?
They go like, "Oh, Anberline rocks!" or "Yeah Anberlin!" or "Anberlin's so cool!"
Whatever. Go suck a ________.
They go like, "Oh, Anberline rocks!" or "Yeah Anberlin!" or "Anberlin's so cool!"
Whatever. Go suck a ________.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Winterbells
Play this! I know, everyone has forgotten about it.
I named my bunny Spandex.
Mmhm, that material which shows your bulgy bits.
p/s. Double click on every tenth bell and see what happens!
I named my bunny Spandex.
Mmhm, that material which shows your bulgy bits.
p/s. Double click on every tenth bell and see what happens!
Isomniac
I think I'm turning nocturnal.
Flipped like a pancake in bed for 4 hours before waking up at 4+ to finish my book. Cried for Stargirl.
Also dug through my trove and found a number of things:
1. 20 one dollar notes, crisp, new and smelling good. (in case you can't count, that's 20$.)
2. A sachet of 3 in 1 milo. I believe I was thinking 'war rations' when I put that in the box.
3. A small collection of cartoon plasters.
4. My secondary two mugshot. (I think I spot the pimple that is still on my face now. I am, sadly, not joking.)
5. A plastic monkey whose body and legs will appear when you open its head.
6. A monkey plated with real gold.
7. Some chocolate frog cards.
8. HUAN ZHU GEGE STICKER CARDS WITH SONG LYRICS BEHIND.
9. A ten dollar bill in US currency.
10. 5 Five dollar coins. (As in, coins which are valued 5$ each, not five 1$ coins.)
11. A badge with the illustration of oral sex and a red line across it.
12. The tiniest booklet ever which came from my Young Hearts bra half a cup size ago (yes, my boobs actually grew) which tells the story of 'The Nutcracker'.
13. A ninja voodoo doll, lonely and forlorn.
14. A stack of neoprints, with me ranging from age 12 to 17. (...... I admit to taking one this year.) It saw me through my pre-puberty stage, just puberty stage (astoundingly ugly), twit phase, emo phase, trying to act cute phase, trying to act cool phase, whatever.
Flipped like a pancake in bed for 4 hours before waking up at 4+ to finish my book. Cried for Stargirl.
Also dug through my trove and found a number of things:
1. 20 one dollar notes, crisp, new and smelling good. (in case you can't count, that's 20$.)
2. A sachet of 3 in 1 milo. I believe I was thinking 'war rations' when I put that in the box.
3. A small collection of cartoon plasters.
4. My secondary two mugshot. (I think I spot the pimple that is still on my face now. I am, sadly, not joking.)
5. A plastic monkey whose body and legs will appear when you open its head.
6. A monkey plated with real gold.
7. Some chocolate frog cards.
8. HUAN ZHU GEGE STICKER CARDS WITH SONG LYRICS BEHIND.
9. A ten dollar bill in US currency.
10. 5 Five dollar coins. (As in, coins which are valued 5$ each, not five 1$ coins.)
11. A badge with the illustration of oral sex and a red line across it.
12. The tiniest booklet ever which came from my Young Hearts bra half a cup size ago (yes, my boobs actually grew) which tells the story of 'The Nutcracker'.
13. A ninja voodoo doll, lonely and forlorn.
14. A stack of neoprints, with me ranging from age 12 to 17. (...... I admit to taking one this year.) It saw me through my pre-puberty stage, just puberty stage (astoundingly ugly), twit phase, emo phase, trying to act cute phase, trying to act cool phase, whatever.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Cash is king
Me: Omg you free tomorrow I wanna borrow your Topshop card.
Benjamin (in himbo tones): No leh. Tomorrow I got to go collect my Gucci bag at a closed event, which you cannot enter.
Me: .
Anyway I bugged him until he said he'll tell me if he's in the area. I'm going to snatch his card and run away.
I going to buy that knit top I've been thinking of even when I shit and that spiky bracelet wee!
And another playsuit with my cousin from Pandora's which my mom has kindly agreed to sponsor. :>
Yes I know I sound like an airhead. (twirls hair)
Benjamin (in himbo tones): No leh. Tomorrow I got to go collect my Gucci bag at a closed event, which you cannot enter.
Me: .
Anyway I bugged him until he said he'll tell me if he's in the area. I'm going to snatch his card and run away.
I going to buy that knit top I've been thinking of even when I shit and that spiky bracelet wee!
And another playsuit with my cousin from Pandora's which my mom has kindly agreed to sponsor. :>
Yes I know I sound like an airhead. (twirls hair)
Stupid phrases II
Which funnily enough (or not), only has two atm.
Strangers are friends you've yet to meet.
So my friends include rapists, drug dealers, murderers and maybe a pedophile or two.
There are no ugly people, only lazy people.
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What a commendable effort. How pretty. (crosses arms)
BUT WAIT!
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"Me? I put make up when I go out!"
Strangers are friends you've yet to meet.
So my friends include rapists, drug dealers, murderers and maybe a pedophile or two.
There are no ugly people, only lazy people.
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BUT WAIT!
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"Me? I put make up when I go out!"
The 7th
There was a moth on the floor. I picked it up, but squashed it accidentally. I hope I didn't just throw my grandfather away.
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