Scowling

I am very cross now despite having eaten two packets of wang wang and five macaroons straight.

I am cross at my mother because she says I'm a horrible girl for throwing my clothes all over the bed.
I am cross at the toilet paper because it finishes so fast (3 squares per pee and 4 x n squares per poo).
I am cross at myself for eating too much.
I am cross at the green macaroon because I don't like it.
I am cross because I have to wake up early tomorrow.
I am cross at my spectacles because it's purple and I don't like purple (anymore).

I am cross cross cross cross. Now go away before I chew your smelly head off and spit it in the dumpster.