Timeline

Day 1:

8+ am: Woke up

9am: Still in bed

10am: Watched The Big Bang theory on my laptop while eating a breadstick

11am: Showered

11.30am Played my Ukulele

11.45am: Sat on my bed staring at the bird shit splattered window, thinking of Don Don and eating my last breadstick

12pm: Set off for lecture

12.05pm: Lost

12.10pm: Lost (season 2)

12.15pm: Lost (how come everyone here looks like an engineer instead of an arts student?)

12.20pm: Lost (because I was in an engineering block)

12:23pm: Asked for directions

12.29pm: Arrived in time for 12.30pm lecture

1pm: Lecture ended

1.05pm: Hung out with some classmates I don't really fit in with. Conversations that follow:

1) Her: The other time I was editing my video overnight and so many things went wrong! But you all don't have to know what went wrong because none of you are experienced video editors.

   Me: Hmm

2) Her: My boyfriend cannot be dumb, because you know, my IQ is kind of up there.

    Me: How "up there"? 

   Her: Just very up there. (3 seconds) Like 13x?

   Me: Hmm

3) Her: We should all cosplay to lecture one day so that the professors don't recognize us.

   Me: Oh god 

1.15pm: Bought an OJ, thought of South Canteen and my poly friends

1.30pm: Still hanging

1.45pm: Hanging

2pm: Hanging myself

2.15pm: Snapped out of my daydream

2.20pm: Set off for a guest lecture about a play I have not read

2.25pm: Lost

2.30pm: Lost

3.35pm: Lost

3.40pm: Found a security guard

3.45pm: Arrived at lecture 15 minutes late

3.50pm: Paid attention

3.55pm: Tried to pay attention

4pm: Tried to look intellectual

4.05pm: Tried to look serious

4.10pm: Tried to look seriously intellectual

4.15pm: Professor quacked continuously. No one else laughed, so I stopped.

4.30: End of lecture



I hope you found it interesting, because I didn't.