50 Shades of Blatant Sex

I suppose everyone has heard about the 50 Shades trilogy. Those books are a terrible excuse for novels,  and are more like porn in literary form (not that I have read them).

Yes, sex sells, but I thought the author would at least have more subtlety. I heard the characters were going at it like frogs during breeding season (I SAW FROGS HUMPING BEFORE) every few pages.

Anyway, if you have finished the trilogy (eeee), here's another book you should read:

It's about a boy, his elephant, and everything in between.