Saturday, December 26, 2009

Plot summary: twilight

Edward: I don't like Bella. I think imma change my bio class to chem or physics since I've taken it about eighty times anyway.

Bella: I don't like Edward. But ah, what is that mysterious gust of wind every night!

Edward: Oh no car gonna crash into Bella! Gonna save her with one hand cause I ain't gonna let her find out imma vamp, duh.

Bella: What are you?

Edward: ...........I love you Bella. Kissy kissy.

Bella: I love you too..... Kissy kissy.


Very succinctly summarized, if I may say so.

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