Friday, December 4, 2009

I think you've had one m&m too many

Just because I put my food on the table does not mean I'm offering them to you.

And you do not say 'Can I have one?' and then proceed to take three.

You also do not pretend to talk to me and take my food when you think I'm not looking.

And if you take my food, please do not ever stick your entire hand in the packet because you have about 10 times more cooties than the average person.

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