I need

Oversized blazers, leggings, tanks, cropped tops, black denims, bleached denims, satin, mesh, spikes, silk, lace, prints, studs, chains, wool, knits, money, money, money and money.

A new hairdo.

You know you really need one when your mother can't tell the difference between you and Severus Snape from the back and side view.

Fine fine, enough with the Snape jokes.