Tranny VS. Tiko

Hi. Analytical table from watching an Ah Gua show.

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Legend:
C - Chio
P - Penis*

*Meaning that tranny has not undergone enough oestrogen jabs. Yet. Therefore, the tranny looks like a man in a dress. With make-up.

p/s. blindfolded.

River city

I like the photographs I take. I don't think anyone else does.

280909

Well. I am obviously back.

The only things I have missed are non-living things like my computer and my pillow.

ttfn

Goodbye, all you booger chompers, goodbye!

Note to self:

Just because your fats are clamoring for more friends doesn't mean you should introduce some to them.

I could care less

I decided to watch Koizora after going to Amanda's blog just to see if I will cry.

I am now thoroughly disgusted by my own senseless weeping.

Member: old fart

Ooh my cupcake photos got featured in an article on deviantArt! :>

Catalog

If I have learned anything else besides the fact that customers are generally stupid, I have learned to identify and classify them.

You see, there are several types of customers:

1. The Ruminator
(note: is not a kin of The Terminator)
Usually asks a few questions about the product, then stands at the counter thinking until Mother Mary loses her virginity.



2. The Cynical Shopper
A conversation with one of them usually go like this:

Cynical Shopper: What is the speed of this?
Me: This is 5400rpm.
Cynical Shopper: Oh, it's not very fast, isn't it? Toshiba's is 7200rpm.
Me: Well, their booth is over there.



3. The Cynical shopper (sidekick)
Something like the Cynical Shopper, except this is the sidekick version.

Ruminator: Hmmm.... should I get this....?
Cynical Shopper (sidekick): Eh, Samsung one better leh. Got backup software leh.

Is mildly irritating, but something that can be handled.



4. The Cheapskate
He (alright, there were shes too, but lets not get your knickers in a twist over a petty issue) should be the most famous shopper of all.

Cheapskate: Eh, I thought there was a free gift? Where's my free gift? I want the free gift!



5. Mr-Know-It-All

I AM NOT BEING SEXIST. ALL THE KNOW-IT-ALLS WERE MALE!!!!!!!!!
I am strongly reminded of Mahavira when I come across them.

Me: Sorry, this case cannot be removed.
Mr Know-It-All: No? So I can't change the hard disk inside?
Me: No, it's fixed.
Mr Know-It-All: You know, this is very inflexible for the customers. They should make it so that the blah blah blah blah blah I actually eat my own shit at home.

Or:

Me: This is made of pure leather.
Mr Know-It-All: Are you sure? No, this cannot be pure leather! Look at the material! How can this be pure leather? This is not pure leather, you know. Pure leather doesn't look like this! Why do you tell me this is pure leather?
Me: Because my boss told me so, you ignoramus lump of shit.

The most irritating of all. I would cast the Imperius curse and make them kick themselves if I could.

Bill Compton is slightly wimpy, actually

The Vampire Diaries seems promising, although there is this trying-too-hard-for-romance thing.

At least no one wastes their energy by climbing trees and nobody glows in the sunlight either. Snigger.

I need

Oversized blazers, leggings, tanks, cropped tops, black denims, bleached denims, satin, mesh, spikes, silk, lace, prints, studs, chains, wool, knits, money, money, money and money.

A new hairdo.

You know you really need one when your mother can't tell the difference between you and Severus Snape from the back and side view.

Fine fine, enough with the Snape jokes.

I just thought

I'd post some pictures of myself up. You know, in case you need more reminders of my lovely visage.

We like boobs.

Smsing Bok Lao, that Wenis.

Came my house and gave me the finger. For you with all my love, Amanda: _l_

lqtm l8tr suckers.

For four days

I have learnt that customers are generally stupid gits. It's a wonder I didn't tell anybody to eat their own shit.

Yes, for those days you were thinking I'm a disgraceful pig and doing nothing, I was actually working my ass off.

You wait till the moolah comes in. You wait.

Yay

I'm going to Bangkok on the 25th!

I hope my plane flies past everyone during the crucial part of a show.

Freudian slip

You know, I was supposed to be researching on 'mobile hard disk', but for some reason, I slipped and typed 'mobile hard dick'.

So

"According to a year 2000 study, being left-handed or ambidextrous increases your chance of being gay. For men, this is a 34% increase; for women, 90%."

Via http://fuckyeahfacts.tumblr.com

Very nice to know. I'm a lefty, by the way. I remember Fin and Nigel questioning me about my sexual orientation.

"Are you straight-straight?"

Watch

Omg hilarious. It's like a chicken and a duck talking to one another.

Scowling

I am very cross now despite having eaten two packets of wang wang and five macaroons straight.

I am cross at my mother because she says I'm a horrible girl for throwing my clothes all over the bed.
I am cross at the toilet paper because it finishes so fast (3 squares per pee and 4 x n squares per poo).
I am cross at myself for eating too much.
I am cross at the green macaroon because I don't like it.
I am cross because I have to wake up early tomorrow.
I am cross at my spectacles because it's purple and I don't like purple (anymore).

I am cross cross cross cross. Now go away before I chew your smelly head off and spit it in the dumpster.

Omgharrypotter

Harry Potter pickup line: I haven't got muggle money but I've got a sickle and two knuts.

Via http://omgharrypotter.tumblr.com

I quote

"Platonic relationships are only possible when you find the opposite sex vaguely repulsive."

Isn't that so very true?

p/s. You know what happens when you double click on every 10th bell? Nothing. That's right, nothing. I was just being mean.