A Map

Two strips of unmanicured lawns, almost touching
Two bodies of dark pools, reflecting light
A shiny bridge, and -

You didn't think I would go there, did you?

Seat hoggers

Today I met 3 adult seat hoggers. So disgusting. If dirty looks worked they would have been as filthy as the toilets in my secondary school.

Anyway I think I'm going to update my selling post soon... I have SO MUCH stuff that are barely worn. But I'm wondering if I should er, model them so I can use photobooth. It's much easier to photobooth rather than use my phone, because then I'd have to transfer it and rotate it and blah blah ok bye.

p.s don't refrain from buying the clothes just because of my face ok :( You won't get my face just from wearing the clothes.

Uni/life

Hi. Besides churning out essays like essaytyper.com and feeling stupid when I read Shakespeare it's been rosy.

Somehow, I've gotten myself some new friends.

Look they are real

I hope they don't see this and think I'm creepy.

Ok actually I wanted to blog about the toilet. I live in a hall where we get shared toilets (as opposed to common toilets) so it's like fantastic satay stick. Two rooms share an adjoined toilet, which means there are 4 of us girls.

BUT

We have to wash our own toilets :(

Living alone made me realize I'm quite the clean freak (serious) but unfortunately, there's this one toilet mate who always leaves shit stains in the toilet bowl.

OK AM I GROSSING YOU OUT I AM GROSSED OUT

Anyway, after like a few weeks of this I can't put up with this shit anymore so today I put up a sign on the door:

.... Very diplomatic, right? I hope it works :(

BECAUSE IF IT DOESN'T I'M GONNA -

write another note.

Poetry

- Eugene Guillevic 

I would like this poem very much.... but for the fact that the last stanza disagrees with the first.

#ootd

NAH GIVE YOU MY VIRGIN OOTD

Test (part 2)

I told my mother I got an A for the test.

Mother: Oh that's good! (pause) Is that the highest grade?

Me: OH MY GOD GEIFJVNDSVBDSOFBSDVBSVLS

Mother: How would I know?? Maybe there's like A+ or Distinction?

Me: LGKJRLGNSDLVSNDVLBDSHGOSDH

Mother:

Me: YOU ARE SO-

Mother: Ok ok

Me: It's 88 upon 100, ok?

Mother: Ok (paus-)

Me: AND DON'T EVEN ASK ME WHY I DIDN'T SCORE 95 AND ABOVE

Mother: OKAY!!!!!



(Half an hour later....)

Mother: So..... was there anyone who scored higher than your 88?

Test

I got my philosophy test back today.

In a particular sentence, the professor underlined part of what I wrote and commented

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"No." 

Surgery

So.... I went for a surgery and I now have some disgusting pictures for everybody to see:

1st day post op - plastic tube to drain the excess fluid from my wound

The excess fluid. It looks like watery ketchup. May you never eat western meals without thinking of me.

The doctor dropped by and sent me a picture of the thing he removed:

My favorite picture of the lot. This was in me!! Yuck.

Actually I already knew about it since mid 2011 but I just refused to go for the op so it just kept growing bigger (like a fetus -_-)

See the part where it's slightly squished in the middle? I don't if it's me (while it was in me) or the surgeon. Don't think it was him though, don't see any reason for him poke that lump so viciously.

2nd day post op. It looks exactly the same as the first day, but this shade of minty pastel green I was wearing is totally in vogue. 

Hospital food. The bacon was so greasy I'll be surprised if there are any heart attack patients alive in the hospital.

Kim bought me cupcakes. Yay.

I don't know if my other friends will get offended if I don't mention the Snapple they bought for me so HERE IT IS I'M MENTIONING IT - WANLING AND JACQ BOUGHT ME SNAPPLE. YAY.

Hopefully I can stop feeling like my head is going to roll off anytime. If I'm turned into a zombie now I'll be a very easy target.

F1

Yay I went for F1 because I am very coolzxzxzx

 ... but I went alone :( I had to make a stranger take this photo for me :(

 HAHA just kidding.

Smack That - Akon #nowplaying
Should I tweet Adam this picture

This is what Adam Levine looks like when he gives the >< face

BECAUSE I'M WORTH IT

I hate people and I will possibly never go again unless Radiohead or The Everly Brothers are performing or something.

Laundry

Today my freshly washed pillow case fell from the second floor, onto the rooftop of the walkway below.

Can't reach it from upstairs, can't reach it from downstairs.

From upstairs, I took my mop, held it upside down (dangling) by its cloth head and swung it back and forth to get my pillow case off the roof and on the ground.

I was thinking, It's ok, no one can see me in this ridiculous position because the corridor's empty.

Then I head the voices downstairs. Apparently there were people there and they could see me.