Clear skin

As a disclaimer, I should first say that this post will not help you achieve clear skin. Just eat less fried food, lard ass*. 

The other day I was reading Bossypants by Tina Fey (borrowed from Elliot, thanks dude**) and I came across this part I can totally relate to. 

Remember the part where she said she's willing to take a huge lifelong zit on her back in exchange for clear skin on her face?

I did that too, except I wished for the zit to be on my butt. Then I decided it'll be too painful to sit, not to mention the awkwardness during future sex. 

Therefore, I wished for the zit to be on my armpit. Guess what? It came true. For a period of time I think I had one there. I'm not quite sure what it was, except it was a red bump which refused to go away for months. 

It went away after I got my pits zapped. 

But STILL NO CLEAR SKIN.

Very funny, whoever is up there.

*myself

**I have learnt recently that "dude" means an infected hair on an elephant's butt.

Ya ya ya

Self-righteous people are so annoying.

"Aiyo, why you so vulgar?"

"Aiyo, why you so mean?"

"Aiyo, why you so rude?"

"I think you really shouldn't....."


TALK TO MY FINGER


P.s Just realised my title is like the Singaporean version of Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Photobooth

Hee hee hee photobooth brings out the narcissist in everybody.

Hair

Guys with long hair are sexy. Long as in rugged long and not hobo long, because there is a difference between Legolas and Gandalf.

It's like WOOOOOOSH I HAVE LONG HAIR AND I'M SEXY. Layered is pretty good too :3

But no dreadlocks. No dreadlocks. I saw a guy with tied up dreadlocks today and it looked like a tarantula coming out from his head ಠ_ಠ

Facebook

Sometimes I'm on Facebook and I see somebody's avatar and I think to myself "Wa, quite chio/handsome ah."

I proceed to click on the photo and -

They wanted me to go to rehab but I said NO NO NO~~~~~~~~~~~~

Always

When I see a friend wearing a nice top...

Me: Omg I like your top!

Friend: Thanks!

Me: Where'd you get it?

Friend: Oh in Hong Kong/Bangkok/Land of the gjkgsgbshrdhd

Lab rats

Sometimes I think that the reason why the society has so many groups (departments in the office, classes in schools, circles of friends, families and such) with each individual belonging to several is just to see how many people can come together before conflict arises.

WE ARE AN EXPERIMENT

2012

Just another change in the digits, something which happens everyday. Yet this year it feels more monumental - whether from the apocalyptic rumors or the upcoming graduation, I don't know.

I have learnt plenty in 2011, mostly that I am a hormonal bitch with a terrible temper. Er, working on that. The very first step is admitting to it, see?

I also have the tendency to cry for dying/abused animals (OH GOD MY TEAR DUCTS JUST GOT ACTIVATED).

Most importantly I have learnt, several times over, the value of independence. I don't know if the misanthrope in me makes me biased, but I am still wholly convinced that humans are too selfish to love.

Don't know what's with this sappy post, if you've read the chunk you get a virtual tip of the hat.