Tuesday, June 28, 2011

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Sunday, June 26, 2011

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Whole vid is commercialized but whatever.

Haiku

The night may be long
But my playlist is longer
Alas! Batteries?


Idc have to type it here because twitter doesn't allow line breaks (...or does it?), which totally spoils my lovely, lovely haiku.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Awkward

Hi.

I think I smelt fart in the office today. It was very awkward. I am usually torn between two responses:

1. Pretend there's no smell.
Pros: Maybe there really is no smell.
Cons: People might think it's me, especially when I check around for the potential farter and accidentally make eye contact with someone.


2. Announce it out loud - "EH WHO FARTED?"
Pros: Might stave off suspicions by acknowledging the fart.
Cons: Might attract attention to myself, hence people will think it's me.

The bottom line is, IT ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH PEOPLE THINKING IT'S ME.

It's not!!!!!!! Really!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Expectations vs. Reality

One thing people should always remember is that no one will put you before them self. No one. Live by this, and live much easier.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Mayakovsky

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My heart’s aflutter!
I am standing in the bath tub
crying. Mother, mother
who am I? If he
will just come back once
and kiss me on the face
his coarse hair brush
my temple, it’s throbbing!

then I can put on my clothes
I guess, and walk the streets.

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I love you. I love you,
but I’m turning to my verses
and my heart is closing
like a fist.

Words! be
sick as I am sick, swoon,
roll back your eyes, a pool,

and I’ll stare down
at my wounded beauty
which at best is only a talent
for poetry.


-Frank O'Hara