On nose picking

Nose picking is fine. Everyone picks their nose.

But I seriously don't know why some people pick their noses in public. There are two types of public nose pickers (I make them sound like diabetes) :

Type 1: The pretender

Pretends he's not digging his nose when he actually is. Usually uses an itchy nose as an excuse. Funnily enough, (I think) it usually starts out as a itchy nose. But then the finger starts to probe deeper.......

Type 2: The obvious

Pick roll flick pick roll flick pick roll flick and bogeys come showering down like fireworks on the 4th of July.

Has no sense of shame and will stare back at you if caught without stopping his nose picking activities.