Irritating interrupter

I dislike it when I'm reading a book and somebody keeps trying to talk to me.

Like this:

"What are the seven steps along the path?" Number one asked.

"We will begin, Alosha said, and then took a long pause. "The first step toward the the truth of the Creation is discrimination. Discrimination between -

"EH MANDY AH?"

Me: What.

Ninny: Oh I disturbed you is it. Never mind you continue reading.

what? The real and the unreal. That is the key element. No progress is realized until it is achieved. Yet, when you left earth, as a people, perhaps one in a million had achieved discrimination. That is why -

Ninny: Actually hor...

Me: WHAT.

Ninny: Aiya I tell you later la.

the destruction of earth occurred. It had to occur, for your own sakes."

There was a buzz in the garden. Alosha wasn't winning any friends this afternoon. She/he/we/it was just confusing us. Number one spoke for all of us with his next question.

"Could you please clarify?"

"We understand your difficulty in accepting this concept. Part of this is because -


Ninny: You know hor, the other I went to the toilet and smelled shit leh.

Me: Know.

of your misunderstanding-

Ninny: Then hor, I accidentally say out loud very smelly leh!

Me: Mm.

of the purpose of human life, and your ideas of what -

Ninny: Then got one freak stare at me. Knn like they think not smelly like that.

Me: .

is real." A pause. "Time is a ruler set down by the Creation to measure progress. Time allows you to have linear experiences. If -

Ninny: etuiweytuieshgoehw8thweougheoghegohasgp.

Me:

there was no time nothing could be learned. A test must be time - if it is not, the results are invalid. You practice this -

Ninny: eoriyhqeotgheogiebnpithryhsrhshstrtjigjnsf!

Me: Stop talking to me.

in your -

Ninny: tioetyaougbaeoghweoghsegosngoweht0weghsegsgsdefgsdgs?

Me: I said stop talking to me!

Ninny:



p/s. excerpt from The Starlight Crystal by Christopher Pike.

Crazy planets

Teehee Amanda died even though she had a higher HP than me because I placed her right in front of the turrets.

I managed to bomb myself twice just now and killed myself. And I got a medal for it.

LTD-4

Media Financial Management Lecturer: Where does all the income tax go to?

Elliot: Fireworks on national day.

Kitschy WINS

This happened like 0.1 light years ago but I was browsing through my pre-braces/braces pictures and saw it! A green one colour!

Ai seh.

Yeeha

Absolutely flattering angle. But my teeth are straight! :>

Finally rid of the metal.

Feels kind of strange without it. It kindly helped me accumulate two year's worth of food in my mouth and an apprentice dentist had to clean them out.

And:

Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee Jacq do something about Dee dee
DO SOMETHING ABOUT DEE DEE.

Metal chain

When we were talking about our storylines in class the other day, I turned around just in time to hear Benjamin say "Omg! We can have a wishing turtle!"

Armrit collapsed on the table and never got up again.

p/s. no one really seemed to notice I've taken my braces off unless I tell them. ._.

“Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. ‘Pooh?’ he whispered.

‘Yes, Piglet?’

‘Nothing,’ said Piglet, taking Pooh’s hand. ‘I just wanted to be sure of you.’ ”

— A.A. Milne

Postnote

Yes I know very mushy and un-Mandyish but awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww weren't both Pooh and Piglet males?!

Encoded

Via pineappleupsidedown

Imagine saying this to a cute sciency nerd:

"Your chromosomes have combined beautifully."

Either he'll say:
"Your alleles are quite nicely paired, too."

Or -
"I think your 21st pair is not properly arranged..."

Foxy

Wanling's lesbian sex partner.

Want to watch.

Reblog if

Via REBLOG IF

Senbonzakura kageyoshi!

:>

My face when I see you:




Let's make it clearer:

(please enlarge for your own benefit)

Fail

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Ah! Not I say one har!

And they are so enthusiastic to see me they put an exclamation mark behind my name.

Pew pew pew

Oh. I've finally managed to log in. It was because I didn't caps my IC.

I just found study materials from last semester's modules, all unopened.

Well. I did fine without them.

p/s thanks Humaira. :>

Idle

Apparently if you click 'myCampusLife' on your NYP homepage all the CCA shit comes up.

I, therefore, have no campus life. Thanks.

Read: eff off

I know you fancy yourself to be a bit of a pro, but the fanciness most certainly does not extend to me.

Eh

Why why why can't I login to CMS omfg this is noobshit.

And I found out that you can find out everyone's school email by typing names into the student directory.

Bordering on stalkerish.

D'oh

Via fuckyeahtwilightsucks

Tweet your ass

Via fuckyeahstrangefinds

Got the website from Amanda.

Talent scout

I should learn to raise one eyebrow so that when someone says something stupid to me I can give them a condescending/incredulous look and raise my eyebrows. Perfectly.

However, I have discovered that the only way I can successfully raise one eyebrow is to press down really hard on the other one.

Angst

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DUBDEW TEE EFF.

Misanthropic

I don't like nosy people.
I don't like smelly people.
I don't like people who wear shimmery eyeliner.
I don't like people who are skinnier than me.
I don't like people who try to act chummy with me.
I don't like people who bother me. Bother you.

And seriously, I don't like people who keep saying "Wah, you so rich ah!" when I buy something above 5$.

Not your business what I spend my money on and I know my wallet better than you tyvm.

Timetable

:<

Why are you so tasty?

I WANT TO EAT JAGABEE AND WHAT THE FRILLY FISH* I AM NOT FAT.

*euphemism.

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

"Inspired by the beloved children's book, the film focuses on a town where food falls from the sky like rain." !!!!!!!!!

Gurmit, sigh

Um. I'm watching Singapore Idol because I have nothing else to watch.

Bottom line = Stab at tension FAIL.

Want to eat

I feel like watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs (3D) even though I usually don't like animated movies.

I don't really know what the movie is about, but imagine meatballs raining on you in the cinema!

We'll run away together

I AM SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so happy I'm bobbing up and down from the sheer joy of it.

p/s. this sounds ambiguous, but ambiguous it is not!

Parents just don't get it:

"My dad thinks WTF means Wow That's Fantastic."

Elephant Larry

"Your mom's so obese she sweats mayonnaise. I know you wouldn't want to eat it, but technically, it's still mayonnaise."

Messing around

I found this 'vintage effect for photoshop' floating around in cyberspace and I like it!

Photos are taken by Ong nehneh, with her new baby (I'm the godmother!) OSMENTHOS ONG 小黑.

Island in the sun

My favoritestiest song forever for now. Please ignore MV.

I laughed until I almost cried. ......... Hip hip.

p/s. click on 'play full song here'!

pp/s. hip hip.