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Onomatopoeia (woof)
A word that sounds like the sound that it sounds like.

Nerd (noun - person)
A person who, wondering whom Kanye West is dating, checks Wikipedia.

Internet Explorer (application)
A useful application for downloading Firefox.

Magic 8 Ball (mystical decision making device)
Answer Unclear, Ask Again.

Tweet (noun)
1. Onomatopoeia for bird sound
2. 24/7 yapping of people justifying meaningless life by holding one-sided conversations with famous people. See:Attention Whore