Ultimate

I was about the fall asleep for my nap just now when I heard .......

"GOOD AFTERNOON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO THE BLAH EVENT ORGANISED BY PUNGGOL OASIS!" being shouted into a microphone.

They then went on to play a Paris Hilton song, have a 'early bird' draw, and a woman is now talking about menopause and menstruation. And she has a "I failed oral even in primary school" voice.


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Ha this is very amusing.

Woman: When shit happens you should call 9...9... ?
Audience: ....
Woman: That's right, 5!
Audience: ...
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