FYI

Mandy does not take kindly to being poked, pushed, shoved or tapped, unless you are her bff, mother, or a very good-looking human.

On a irrelevant note, she likes hedgehogs.

Ultimate

I was about the fall asleep for my nap just now when I heard .......

"GOOD AFTERNOON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO THE BLAH EVENT ORGANISED BY PUNGGOL OASIS!" being shouted into a microphone.

They then went on to play a Paris Hilton song, have a 'early bird' draw, and a woman is now talking about menopause and menstruation. And she has a "I failed oral even in primary school" voice.


[edit]
Ha this is very amusing.

Woman: When shit happens you should call 9...9... ?
Audience: ....
Woman: That's right, 5!
Audience: ...
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FML (again)

I tripped over my own feet yesterday. In front of my class.

So you think you're atas?

You thought wrong.

..........

I am an idiot.

People who are going to agree, stuff your smelly socks in your smelly mouth or something.

Busted

Ha got caught looking at the food when the others were singing the birthday song.

Tsk

Sigh. I suppose people who can't figure out how to comment on livejournal are back.

Oh, it's not their fault livejournal didn't have step-by-step instructions on how to comment.

The demon market

Hey. I'm the market demon. I sell things, and you buy them. Or else.

REVELATION

A new classmate has finally confessed that he thought I had a kiam pa face when he first saw me.


Photoboothing in class!

Pet peeve no.1

My name is Mandy How.
How as in, how are you, how do you do.

If you can pronounce how in how do you do, then why can't you pronounce it as how when you see my name?

You sound like an idiot when you pronounce Ho, really.