#Muse

I'm glad Matt thinks this way.

6bux

We could buy overpriced coffee and sit there whole day long hogging the seats like yeah.

Crossing the line

6999) I started the conversation, you didn’t. I kept the conversation going, you didn’t. I wanted to text you all the time, you didn’t. I wanted you to call me, you didn’t. I put in all that effort, and you never, ever appreciated it.

(via SGSecrets)

I may be awkward.

I may be tactless.

I may not know the line between starting a good conversation and annoying people with inane chattering,

BUT BITCH I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS CONSIDERED ANNOYING.

p.s all you suckers must have thought I've fallen in love. Nyahiahia.

How 'bout it

Resurrecting audacity

I am humorless tonight.

Anecdote of the Day: Negative Double Positive

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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PSKs

:3

:3

IT A LAMBO :o

Pretty is as pretty does

Please don't let the precious gap between my thighs disappear nooooooooooooooooooooo-

Funny how space can mean happiness in one place yet sadness in another.

Intelligent input, darling

Your toddler is neither cute nor amusing and I do not want to play with it and I also do not like it when he touches me.

I am sure you are very impressed by the fact that he is capable of counting up to three and that he actually understands what you say so ask him to GET AWAY FROM ME.