Clammed

I might as well just stick my head in the pool and wave my butt in the air.

DUN DUN

2011

Another year coming to an end, and all I want to do is stay forever young.... but not meet any pervs.

One sat opposite us in the bus the other day and stared creepily. Except we didn't know who he was staring at because he was cock-eyed -_-

Poo poo

I want a tiny grey bunny with stick out ears as a pet ):

Zai Zai keeps chasing my feet (maliciously, hoping to nip it), asking me if a have taken a dump,* and threatening to beat me up.**

The kindest thing he has ever said to me was "Have you eaten?"***

Add this to the screaming fits when he's throwing a tantrum and the occasional spray of shit outside his cage.... hai.

But I still love Zai Zai ok?!

*Poot poot 了没有?!

**我打你 har! 我打你 har!

***Mum mum 了没有?

Apocalyptic

I have been feeling more than a little reckless these few days. Metaphor? It's like going to shit in a public toilet when you're not sure if there's toilet paper. Not good.... not good.

Haiku

Today I saw you
Vice versa: I was found
Unremarkable

No I didn't see anyone significant today - I was just feeling poetic.

I did, however, walked past someone who enunciated very clearly "Macpherson MRT" to random people. He turned back and gave me a creepy grin when I giggled and said one more time - "Macpherson MRT".

The only reason I giggled (an unusual course of action for me, I assure you) was because the same thing happened yesterday - except it was "Bishan Interchange".