#cynic

Wish people would stop posting melancholic crap they think are poetic. Like "forever is not too long" or "she was his only love" good grief at least get better quotes.

Do you wish I were more romantic? Sob so sorry to disappoint.

Meh

Don't think I'd have to worry if there is to be a zombie apocalypse because I already look/behave like one.

Le sigh

Time

While aware that with every passing second I will never be younger than I am at this very moment, I have idled the day away doing nothing particularly useful.

In short...................

I AM BACHELOR FROG #trolled

Unsticky

"We're not objectionable. We're broken. It's like we have all these jagged edges that scare other people off, but when we're with each other, our jagged edges fit together and we're almost whole."

- Sarra Manning, Unsticky

Still feeling this ridiculous and unrelenting ache in my heart after reading this book. I am actually a reluctant block of ice.

Weally

Sometimes I really wonder why some people just refuse to say "excuse me" and hover about sulkily behind me.

Sorry, I do not have a periscope growing out of my ass.

5. Contentment

She liked to think that it was because her walls were insurmountable so it wasn't entirely her fault. Yet that stupid girl didn't think who it was who put up the supposed walls.

But again and again she was proved wrong, that it had nothing to do with walls. It was her. Her alone and no one else.

So she pretended she was content in her corner, all the while wondering what was wrong with herself.

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4. Laughter

Unimpressed

Not a people person, and most probably will never be.

Sometimes I wish there was a cure for this, but most of the time I think of the impending apocalypse and am strangely comforted underneath the fear.

Living by this for now: "If there is a solution, why worry? If there is no solution, why worry?"

Only know how to complain

I live in a first world country.

I receive an education.

I can eat almost whatever I want.

I have a house to return to.

And as a bonus, I have things like computers and PSPs and a ridiculous amount of clothes.

And guess what? So do you. Shut up and quit bitching yo.

Good grief

Me: I got an A for my internship!!

Mother: A? Is that the highest grade?

Me: YA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother: Don't have A1 or A* or whatever one meh?

Me: OH MY GOD

#LIFE OF AN ASIAN

Beep beep

The perk of not putting on any concealer is that I get less depressed when it comes to make-up removal time.

I am instead, depressed for the entire day -_-

Psycho

Bitch please, I look at whoever I want to.

Laselle

*La lao niang went to le Laselle today. As usual, I did not take any art farty photos because the best grade I got for art was......... an A?

But all I had to to was cut and paste pieces of colored paper to resemble a clown.

It's ok, you can have photobooth pictures of me riding/molesting le cow.

*La and le are the French equivalents of "the". Serious.

My new song

Tearjerker heartbreaker/ Why won't give me some love

I've got a deal with the phone tonight/ To let it ring

Again and again/ I wonder why on earth

Did I chide myself when I'm not listening

Oh you tearjerker hearbreaker/why won't you give me some love~

Sing it to whatever tune you want, but I prefer it in rock. Something like this:

My life is as interesting as a piece of eraser.

Fts

No patience for you