Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Triangle Triangle Triangle

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I am so indie/hipster what is this I can't even-


It's ok to be self-absorbed, that's what social media sites are for.

Eee

Hate it when there's pee on the toilet seat. Woman, you have a pee hole, not a pee spray.

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My OCD may have just been cured by the terrible alignment in this post because I am too lazy to bother.

Friday, August 26, 2011

xxx

Yes, end every single sentence with xoxo. Of course it makes you prettier and glamorous.

Duh, I mean, what else can the letters x and o do

Tired

Tired.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Meh

This is real
Undeniable

Look me in the eye
Cause I know I didn't misread the signs

You may lie and say no
But I can feel it right down to my toes


I'M GETTING FAT

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Ba dum

I think it's very sad if you're in a boy group/girl group and then when it's your turn to sing the crowd doesn't cheer.

Imagine:

(Your team mate moves forward and sings)

Crowd: WOOHOO WOOHOO *honks*

(Another team mate moves forward to dance)

Crowd: WOOHOO WOOHOO *slaps somebody in their excitement*

(You move forward to sing and dance)

Crowd:

(Some Ah Tiong jumps on stage)

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

You:


It's like.... you're a fish at the market and nobody chooses you ):



I know this song is like, so over but the guy sings "bapok bapok" at 2:02.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Hurr


No idea what they are talking about but it sounds like pretty, silken, smooth tofus if pretty, silken, smooth tofus could talk.

So unfair how come Korea doesn't allow fat girls to be in bands but they allow fat boys to be in bands.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Pantry Party

When we were told to vote (for one another) who you think will be the best in bed, no one voted for me.

I am quite miffed. Not to sound like a nympho or anything, but

I THINK I'LL BE GOOD IN BED I THINK I'LL BE GOOD BED I THINK I'LL -




Ok la, I'm a virgin *blushes*

:'(

ME AGAIN

Monday, August 1, 2011

Trolled

Self esteem got a beating early in the morning.

Thanks, you have a good day too.