Weh

Today marks the 5th day I'm sick.

I want fried chicken. Sob.

Omgomgomgomg

"If your headaches worsen or are triggered by bending over, sneezing, or coughing, it is important to let your doctor know. Brain tumor-related headaches are often worsened by these movements."

OMG OMG HOW????? MY HEADACHE IS WAS LIKE THAT LEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Army of Me

Whenever my head thinks of a reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy good retort, I remind myself that I am in a polytechnic, not a secondary school. Apparently some people need more reminders.

Stand up

You've got to manage
I won't sympathize
Anymore

And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me

You're alright
There's nothing wrong
Self sufficience please
And get to work

Gtfo

We all know that when you ask for "comments" you actually mean "compliments".

END OF MY WORLD

OMG I DREAMT I TURNED INTO A FAT CHICK LAST NIGHT.

I looked into the mirror and I had more rolls than a bakery. My arms were like trotters belonging to the fattest pig on earth OH GOD they were so fat they overlapped.

All my clothes couldn't fit and my tummy leaked out and I had a GIGANTIC MUFFIN.

My face..... the sheer amount of fats on it caused it to sag.

If this is a message from my subconscious............. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

END OF THE WORLD

The stupidity of the general public scares the shit out of me.

I usually don't give much thought to this (unless I'm on a particularly crowded public transport), but I was working at the IT fair the other day and a man asked me "Why is the re-writer called a re-writer?"

....

Weh

I think it's really disconcerting to hear the 'plop' of somebody's poop in a public toilet. It's like.... you're minding your own business and then you hear somebody's business. Ack.

Lotus flower

Learn to dance like Thom Yorke!

Tsk

"I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and Blacks is not the correct answer."

(via x)

Hur

Don't know why girls like to announce it when they suddenly go out sans make up.

Idk if it's to dig for compliments and get people to say "You look pretty without make up too!" or if it's to show the world that they're confident enough to go out without make up.

Either way, we can tell because you look uglier than usual.

Weh

Mother: I sweep liao the floor so clean! *pride*
Me: Aww hug hug
Mother: (smacks) Always enjoy the fruits of other people's labor!!

Hana got repeated content la but due of the rise of integrated marketing communications, it is important to give out a cohesive and coherent message, especially in today's competitive market place.

Twitter

I have twitter!!1

Ya la ya la I'm a shameless media whore.

Not that I want to kb

A lot of songs have 'nanana' in them hor.

If there's no particular meaning you want to convey in your song then stop writing songs la!!!

Simi sai like that I also can be lyricist.

Nah