Deng

WHO DIED AND MADE HER THE PIANO GOD?

Biz law yo

"The Executive is made up of the President, the Prime Minister and his Cabinet."

I know this is very childish, but imagine the Prime Minister's real cabinet talking in court ok HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tch

I have NO IDEA why but it seems like a lot of people like to quote random bible quotes on their facebook status and A LOT of people like them.

If I wanted to read biblical quotes or hear people praise God I would have gone to the church.

Hello, it's facebook, not the Jesus Network.

Glee

Fav song for the entire season.

Pah

People like to make lousy excuses for their lousy English like "Sorry for my horrible English I'm French." or "Sorry for my English I only learnt it for 2 years."

So next time I make her horrible grammar mistake I can just say "Sorry ah I chinese no can speak Engreesh?"

没门儿!!!!

See

Ooooooooooooooooooh because I am such a good reader I went to read my old journal again and I saw my old ambition:

"I think I shall marry five men (simultaneously) in the future, consisting of a renowned chef, a top hairdresser, a super computer technician, the owner of a gazillion chain of clothes stores like Ralph Lauren and a hot doctor."

YOU GO GIRL (thrusts hips)

Take your authority and shove it up your ass.

Limerick

There was once a boy named Pipe
Who shunned convention like vampires shun light
He saw that all breathed for oxygen intake
So the silly boy said "My mark shall be made!
And he stopped breathing and died

Update

Is lazy to update.

Witless

My dear neighbor, is it not obvious enough that I have no wish to engage in inane conversation with you when my answers are but mm and ah?

p.s I also do not care what school the daughter of the person living on the 14th floor went to, thanks.

Timbre/Cruise

Ok skin does not like alcohol. Noted. You don't have to grow several big bumps just to prove your point.





Bought Pickles along for the trip.


Almost got forced to take a picture with the stupid mascot even though I pushed him away. Snapped at the him and walked away. Hen hao.