The resistance

Ugh mfm tutorial I totally love calculating Rate of Return on Total Assets wowee!!!! (troll language)

Supermassive misconception

I think it's most unfortunate that Twilight chose music from Muse for their soundtrack.

Now retards are associating Muse with Twilight and thinking that Muse wrote songs for Twilight. Pui.

Fine indeed

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Oh I just watched him wink for about 20 times, whoever he is.

P-p-p-p-pangsai face

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Ah.

You know, I dislike Lady Gaga. Of course it is not because she kissed Alexander Skarsgard, you don't be childish.

Juicebox

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Battlestar Galactica

I've finally finished up my work and I feel like a 1000 year old tortoise whose penis is dropping off.

Goodnight, all you unhealthy booger chompers who are up this late.

You are not hot enough to be this crazy

I just wanted to post the title. It's from pistolwhipped .

< Alternative skin

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I think everything starts to get funny when you've been working on your ICA for too long.

Go away Nina

Seeing that Amanda updates her blog as much as I eat I went there again and look what I found!

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Omg? I can be the toilet bowl and you can be the shit in me.


p/s. there's a fuckyeahorlandobloom! I like him best as an elf though. Those elvish ears are orgasmic. Oh yeah he can invade my ship too.

Quotoble quote

"Everything also put up there! Like people don't know what you doing will die like that."

-My mother on facebook

Braveheart

I am currently teaching my mother how to use facebook. So she was navigating around, trying to figure out how to use it when she accidentally closed the window.

"EH HOW WHY LIKE THAT HOW TO GO BACK!"

I also edited her profile caption to "I don't like doing the laundry." and she just found out.

Pork and beans

My mother asked me if I wanted to go to Din Tai Fung and of course I said "Yes!" with a sudden burst of energy.

She then told me that we are going with this distant distant distant relative from Venus who wanted to see "how much I have grown".

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@ lostgiirlxx_92@hotmail.com

Hi. Are you feeling lost and lonely? Do you feel that your life has no direction?

Your Ah Beng boyfriend just dumped you, you couldn't find the cardigan everyone was wearing in Bugis Street, you lost your glittery eyeliner, you ate one piece of chocolate today, your rebonded hair is frizzled etc.

Feel lost no more!

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Please transport yourself to Antarctica. And stay there.

Today

I am a hermit cause I didn't go for the BBQ. Am kind of regretting it now cause I'm thinking of barbecued sausages. :<

Pui you

I am stuffing myself with chocolate after chocolate and it is not helping, you lying, scum bug scientists.

Forever young

WHY IS MY HAIR NOT LIKE THIS.

(Likes Fin's pm)

TO THE WORLD, FOR GOOD MEASURE.

Frolicking

The day I took my braces off:
Seeing how happy I am, I shall dedicate a song to all of you - Crooked Teeth by Death Cab.

Miss murder

My progress somehow wasn't saved when I've already unlocked about 10000 more gigs and earned idk how much @!#$.

By the way Claudia Tan and Ong Wanling I found bits of pizza on my couch the next morning from the night before.

Overdrive

When my mother finds out that I haven't put away my clothes she reacts like she just found pot under my bed.

I would laugh if I'm not the one she's getting all pissy at.

Off the pill

Alive again

C'mon Rockband faster now.

FOR YOU

You know what? You are a cunnilingus. A stupid cunnilingus.

A crooked smile

Yes I was still wearing my braces. Now that I look back they look... kind of er xin.

I have found that using this effect in photoshop makes all my pictures look vaguely artistic, even if they are candid shots of nothing particularly meaningful .

Like a photo of myself preening.

I must've died in Soul Calibur/Street Fighter.

Feel good drag

See the look of longing on Amanda's face.

Master of shit

I don't want to be an emcee shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT.

Garnish = (n)

Chinese parsleys/Corianders are despicable, scheming things.

They hide in all dishes and wait for you to bite into them and then they squirt their smelly taste all over you. Like a boomer. Exactly like a boomer.

Because I like your mom

Amanda keeps complaining that I don't post enough, so here it is.

Bazooka you

I HAVE PERIOD SO TALK TO THE HAND.

Hash pipe

"Eh we do orgasm face ah!"
"Okay okay!"

"Kailyn fail! Again!"

"Kailyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"KAILYN!!!!!!!!!"

"KAILYN TAN!"
"Okay okay sorry!"

"... Mandy fail also."
"Okay la properly don't laugh ah!"

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(teacher offs light)

Eliza the super hair flying model.

Eliza the gold digger.

Amanda is a monster.

Big boobs #1.

Big boobs #2.

Kailyn: ID 09XXXXA.
Status: Still at large.

Jeffrey joined us at this point and filled the whole lens up and all we could see was him, so our photobooth session promptly ended.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Liabilities

Was very upset in MFM today. :<

Argh

I just made a very mean post and then deleted it.

:<