iPod fail

I put Ah Pui to charge an hour plus ago and now that I'm going out I realise that he's not plugged properly, so he's not charged at all.

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Chanel what?

________, 65 mutual friends.

Excuse me facebook, just because we have many mutual friends doesn't mean we want to be friends.

Mean Mandy

has nothing to update about, except for the other day she said that the Miss Universe contestants gave very stupid answers and insisted that she could answer best.

Her father said that she would look like Patricia Mok in comparison to the other contestants if she participated.

When she looked around at her mother for support, her mother cackled.

What'd you expect, mean Mandy to have kind parents?

I have...

:>

And yes I am painfully aware of my camera's shortcomings tyvm.

Lelong

Today, I saw panties selling at three for $3.50. So one costs... approximately SGD$1.166666667.

They will either:

1) Turn in ashes once you touch them (yes Amanda that still constitutes as underwear)

or

2) Make your byebye itch terribly.

Please be warned that there is a slight possibility that your sensitive area may sprout fungus (if you don't have them already).

Better late than never

Well... I've finally sent Mr Chong my way overdue e-learning assignment. I also left him a message:

Hi Mr Chong,
Sorry for being this late. The reason for my lateness is my severe lack of self discipline.

I hope he has a sense of humour, or he'll just blow up in front of his computer.

p/s. OH SHIT I HAD A TYPO IN THE MESSAGE FIJGHIFGEIFGAIBA.

If ever

I think the next time someone ever asks me out I shall sing "你知不知道....你知不知道....我等到花儿也谢了... in a voice like a female ghost with a straight face and start laughing hysterically after that.

gsrighsi

ARGH I REFUSE TO DO MY WORK REFUSE REFUSE REFUSE FAHFGATGEOFGHNVL;AETUEGHSOGHSOGSH;!!!!!!

To my bffaes

Dear Wanling,

Jacq and I are officially inviting ourselves over for a movie marathon. Please make necessary arrangements (e.g enough food for us) to welcome your lovely guests.

ttyl,
bffae Mandy


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Dear Claudia,

I have already prepared your 17th birthday present (on time, unlike you). It will be a Swensen's voucher which entitles you to no, not a set meal, but a FREE sundae (mini, to match you) after you treat me to a meal.

Oh, and it expires exactly one month before your birthday.

kiss hug kiss hug monkey face,
pokasi Mandy

p/s. I just realised that I've lost the voucher after typing this.